I have just had one strange person come to my house and whats more disconcerning is we invited him...
we booked this mobile dog groomer to make our henri, look all smart AND DAPPER WELL HE THINKS HE IS OF TO BARCELONA..... thats another story...

anyway this blokie is booked for between 18:00hrs & 18:30hrs , I bath henri to smarten him up, and then make my lads tea, i then get mine & our lasses ready and when she gets in at 17:30 hrs i suggest we wait until the doggy beaufont buffer has been, so we can enjoy our salmon steaks in the style we are acustom , (well it is the end of the month I cant afford a kebab), at 18;10hrs the phone rings and a wifey of the beaufont buffer is on the blower accusing my misses of hiding from her hubby who has been to our door and left a card, now the dogs sat in the front window, my lad is on the front window settee eating his tea , and i'am watching northeast tonite, how the fook did he get that card through our door without any of us seeing him? now for being a best frend of dog groomers, this gadgie, who obviously had a mobile with him coz he phoned his wife, and had our number, coz she phoned us, has just lost at least 5 customers, as the woman down the street, misses sister who has 2 dogs , and a mate, all were waiting to see what kind of job this gadgie made then were going to book him, well get him to groom their dogs , well not groom in an internet sort of way coz dogs don't use the internet .....do they?

Name and shame...

never heard such a lame excuse for getting caught out at dabbling in internet date roooms

go on blame the dog

name and shame indeed

as to naming and shaming I'am reluctant as his name is adrian therefor he could be married to rocky!!!

How many odd visitors to my house.... give me a minute while I work out how many relations I've got.

a male mobile dog groomer who is married but has to get his missus to phone up and moan at you

some boy

Maybe he's scared of dogs?

i wonder if he's any good with a cockatoo

Dog Grooming?


DOG?!
GROOMING?!!!


do you like Mika an all?!

why would any bloke with a ounce of self respect be a dog groomer, along side wedding planner all a bit fruity to me

there are a couple of dog shops in the town for this sort of thing. Our lass takes our dog to one in Elwick Road, but personally I like our dog to smell of "dog" rather than shampoo. First thing he does when he next goes out is roll about to get his background "smells" again!!!!