Dave Jones Clobber

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:27 pm

Has to be done as we do with all other signings.... Is that a tracky bottom Air Max combo?

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:31 pm

Could wear a toga for all I care. I wouldn't want to cross him, reckon he'll have a proper hair dryer on him.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:33 pm

Looks like jeans to me, but the Trainers look brand new. Did he buy them with his signing on fee?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:40 pm

Looks like he's come from a care home

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:43 pm

thetownendfaithful wrote:

Looks like he's come from a care home

Looks like he is excited to be here

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:43 pm

I see what you did there Mr Mac with your computer trickery. That's actually Eamon Holmes in the picture!!!!

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

thetownendfaithful wrote:

Looks like he's come from a care home

Come to the right place then , hasn't he? And I mean Hartlepool, not the Vic!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

He wore the same top yesterday.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Chip Fireball wrote:

I've got that scarf, but mines in a medium size.

Does it just have less stripes on?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:03 pm

Has he borrowed Steve Evans clobber, or hiding Luscombe under that sweater?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Is that guano I see on the seats?

poolietim · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:29 pm

Scouser isn't he?

Tracky bottoms and Nike Air's their national dress

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:06 pm

That's Steve Bruce after a nose job that is like.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

It's matalan clobber at best

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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:09 am

That photographer needs to get his compensated shoes fixed.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

That photographer needs to move his shot away from other cameras.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:28 am

That left hand that isn't attached to his body could prove very useful for magical on the line clearances. Might even deflect one or two of our shots onto the inside the post and in. You don't get that sort of thing with an inexperienced manager.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:16 pm

At least when they reposes the goal posts Dave will be able to throw four of his old jumpers down.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

born toulouse wrote:

That left hand that isn't attached to his body could prove very useful for magical on the line clearances. Might even deflect one or two of our shots onto the inside the post and in. You don't get that sort of thing with an inexperienced manager.

The hand could also deliver some well-aimed punches which couldn't be traced back to their owner. Bad ref decisions, time-wasting, insulting songs from visiting supporters etc.

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:32 pm

He looks like he is about to mow that big bloody lawn!

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