Driving down the seafront to get a few pics at dawn and drove past the marina car park where Next is to see the car park full at daft o'clock in the morning.
I don't get how people can spend themselves silly up to Xmas then the day after go looking for even more stuff they probably don't even need.
Another point, y'know how away fans say Hartlepool is the coldest place on earth?...... well if the temperature down the beach persists they'll be right, cut like a razor blade.

I nipped out the back door at 8am to bin some rubbish in my Bill Grundies and the tallywhacker soon disappeared into the warmth of the scrotal area

The Mrs usually goes as you can get clothes for the kids half price n you can pretty much kit them out for the year in good gear.

There's method in the madness snowy trust me.


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Never understood the need for kids to wear 'good gear'. Is it to boost the parents ego or to help develop the kids sense materialistic gullibility?

oh no you've planted a vision in my head now that's gonna last for days you in your off white primark piss stained tiger stripped y-fronts with big slippers on

No slippers, barefoot and they are F&F, fromage at the front and fart at the back

Think he meant good gear as in good quality.

I hope he doesn't waste money on happy socks for the bairns. They're surely a treat reserved for the hardworking dads.