A perfect evening, then...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37230

... just as I'm sitting in the garden drink in hand, musing over the shape of the clouds, the whining nasal drone of Elton fecking John from over the gardens is blasted out from somones barby and so the evening that was so pleasant is ruined by the increasing volume as Robbie Williams...."OOOOHH I LOVE HIM" said the pissed female voice in the distance, as they decide they wannna share their shit taste in middle of the road dross with the world coz thay've had a few and now feel the need to sing along as the booze takes effect............ :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:43 pm

Snowy wrote:

... just as I'm sitting in the garden drink in hand, musing over the shape of the clouds, the whining nasal drone of Elton fecking John from over the gardens is blasted out from somones barby and so the evening that was so pleasant is ruined by the increasing volume as Robbie Williams...."OOOOHH I LOVE HIM" said the pissed female voice in the distance, as they decide they wannna share their shiit taste in middle of the road dross with the world coz thay've had a few and now feel the need to sing along as the booze takes effect............ :roll:

Robbie Williams, like Les Dawson, but not as funny or talented, but equally as fat

He is an A1 bounder rage

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:44 pm

Snowy wrote:

... just as I'm sitting in the garden drink in hand, musing over the shape of the clouds, the whining nasal drone of Elton fecking John from over the gardens is blasted out from somones barby and so the evening that was so pleasant is ruined by the increasing volume as Robbie Williams...."OOOOHH I LOVE HIM" said the pissed female voice in the distance, as they decide they wannna share their shiit taste in middle of the road dross with the world coz thay've had a few and now feel the need to sing along as the booze takes effect............ :roll:

The bloke out the back of mine always has his music blaring away but at least his taste is better than those fags. He tends to have the jam, stranglers, pistols etc so its not too annoying when im in the garden (which is very rare tbh)

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37230

I'm gonna have a bonfire on standby ...get it going then drop a bit of wet grass or conifer cuttings on...... sing to that!! :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:50 pm

Snowy wrote:

I'm gonna have a bonfire on standby ...get it going then drop a bit of wet grass or conifer cuttings on...... sing to that!! :evil:

Alternatively if you have a garden strimmer just switch it on and leave it there. If its one of them loud ones (like mine) then both you and them will struggle to hear the music.

I would rather listen to a strimmer than a bummer anyday! :laugh:

dalton's haircut · **Joined:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:11 pm **Posts:** 84

Based on the strimmer thread it seems you would take the strimmer to the muffin before eating it.......

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37230

I suppose 'smoke gets in my eyes' and the Moves 'Fire brigade ' would be popular singalongs.... :laugh:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Crazy World of Arthur Brown with Fire, and threaten him with an ASBO

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:57 pm

dalton's haircut wrote:

Based on the strimmer thread it seems you would take the strimmer to the muffin before eating it.......

Good idea, cheers!!! I will ensure that I have my strimmer close by next time I am faced with a hairy muffin so as to allow me to consume asap.

This site is great, all this top advice!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37230

Hawklord wrote:

Crazy World of Arthur Brown with Fire, and threaten him with an ASBO

Asphyxiating Suffocating Bonfire Order ? :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:00 pm

Snowy wrote:

Hawklord wrote:

Crazy World of Arthur Brown with Fire, and threaten him with an ASBO

Asphyxiating Suffocating Bonfire Order ? :laugh:

Judging by the taste in music Arse Shagging Bastards Order

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37230

gravedisorder wrote:

Good idea, cheers!!! I will ensure that I have my strimmer close by next time I am faced with a hairy muffin so as to allow me to consume asap.

This site is great, all this top advice!

... the strimmer may turn out to be better than you at it.... :uhoh:

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