Only 1 team in the top 10 in our league started he season on home soil. (Crawley)

How do you know where they got the soil from, it could have been imported?

Surely the Government can stop this sort of thing, post-Brexit? Coming over here, getting under our feet, living on our land. It's no wonder the Engerland team can't win the Euros with all the foreign muck they have to play on. British soil for British pitches. Sort it our Boris.

Ah, technically, imported soil in this context would apply to any soil from outside Crawley... even though equivalent soils are available.... therefore the Brexit example is in this instance irrelevant. Hope that helps.

But EU rules would not allow any place other than Crawley to claim Crawley soil as their own. Everyone knows Crawley is as famous for its soil as Melton Mowbray is for it's pork pies.

It's gonna cut up bad in wet weather with no grass. A poor decision, but will avoid lawn mower controversy I suppose.

As our first game was at the Vic does that mean that we soiled ourselves?

I feel I must point out the new version is guano'd ourselves.