Is 'bird shit' now the word that dare not be used in case it offends the sensitive and pretencious social climbers ? I do not see the day coming when a gull is sitting on my car I shall tell the wife...l" Oh look my good lady wife, I see a seagull depositing guano on the cars bonnet what, what!
Guano my arse.

Roll on Saturday when we'll have actually have proper football to moan about its guano be a long week.

I look forward to us having Colchester under pressure and hearing the Town End roar "we're guano score in a minute!"