Come back

Chesssington · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:36 pm **Posts:** 900

Chip.

All the political shite is over now and surprisingly, I do listen to your views on the playing side of pools therethere

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

Don't Save Chip.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:29 pm

I miss him also, he talks a lot of sense football wise and he doesn`t sit on the fence.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:54 pm

Chesssington wrote:

Chip.

All the political shite is over now and surprisingly, I do listen to your views on the playing side of pools therethere

This from me aswell!!!! confised

tonyparry · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:17 am

I was reading through the thread on Big Sam becoming Manager, and was genuinely interested to see what Chip had to say, and surprised when he didn't say anything ?
I figured he must have been on Holiday or Something.
The board is defo missing something when he is not around.

Howay back Chip!

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:47 am

I thought that this thread was going to be about Big Stevie!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:04 am

Brian Honour's Left Foot wrote:

I thought that this thread was going to be about Big Stevie!

Too soon!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:26 pm

I'd say there was a good case for it being about David Cameron. Or even Gordon Brown.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

He accused Mr I of not being a very good dancer. This caused major friction,and Mr I demanded an apology.

Obviously Chip was right so stod his ground.

Mr I then flounced about making phone calls to some of us to gain support, to which we all just said fuck off you poncing dancing moisturising gay poof.

Chip has not been seen since.

Rumour has it he is locked up in Mr I's dance studio, being forced to wear cuban heels.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I believe the Fat man may well be joining him.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:20 pm

Chip do us all a favour wherever you have gone take the Colonel with you

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Yep, it's the usual nonsense from him - as Mr I well knows, cuban heels would ruin his dance floor.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliestreetband wrote:

Chip do us all a favour wherever you have gone take the Colonel with you

But what are your/your lasses thoughts on MSN Messenger? You never did answer.

You have 53 minutes to answer before the question is "dead in the water"

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I don't know the guy personally but he seems a man of principles so his absence may be a lengthy one purely so he doesn't look like the bellends who storm out and come back 5 mind later. Shame as like Parmo the board is better with his input.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:29 pm

I'm in the bring back Chip campaign.

1) He talks sense.
2) He wears Duchamps.
3) He speaks his mind.
D) He wears Duchamps.

Someone/somebodies should kiss and make up with Mr C Fireball esquire!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:44 pm

The Bishop wrote:

I'm in the bring back Chip campaign.

1) He talks sense.
2) He wears Duchamps.
3) He speaks his mind.
D) He wears Duchamps.

Someone/somebodies should kiss and make up with Mr C Fireball esquire!

Get yourself a shave, wipe the pizza sauce from the corners of your mouth and hang around outside the train station from about 4pm, he has longish white hair akin to Gandalf, approx 5ft 10in, med build and dresses casually, a bit like worzel gummidge :character-oscar:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:06 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

I'm in the bring back Chip campaign.

1) He talks sense.
2) He wears Duchamps.
3) He speaks his mind.
D) He wears Duchamps.

Someone/somebodies should kiss and make up with Mr C Fireball esquire!

Get yourself a shave, wipe the pizza sauce from the corners of your mouth and hang around outside the train station from about 4pm, he has longish white hair akin to Gandalf, approx 5ft 10in, med build and dresses casually, a bit like worzel gummidge :character-oscar:

Mr Butt, thou appears to know too much! Ergo

A) You are his Stalker.
B) You know far too much.
C) Chip has given you a tenner and a glass of Warm Milk.

Either way freaky!!!!!! refred

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:22 pm

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

I'm in the bring back Chip campaign.

1) He talks sense.
2) He wears Duchamps.
3) He speaks his mind.
D) He wears Duchamps.

Someone/somebodies should kiss and make up with Mr C Fireball esquire!

Get yourself a shave, wipe the pizza sauce from the corners of your mouth and hang around outside the train station from about 4pm, he has longish white hair akin to Gandalf, approx 5ft 10in, med build and dresses casually, a bit like worzel gummidge :character-oscar:

Mr Butt, thou appears to know too much! Ergo

A) You are his Stalker.
B) You know far too much.
C) Chip has given you a tenner and a glass of Warm Milk.

Either way freaky!!!!!! refred

I sat next to him at a rally for `Save the Saveloy` in Frankfurt, it was a feisty affair, he took his daschund and it was warm, we had a ball.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:06 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

pooliestreetband wrote:

Chip do us all a favour wherever you have gone take the Colonel with you

But what are your/your lasses thoughts on MSN Messenger? You never did answer.

You have 53 minutes to answer before the question is "dead in the water"

it was dead in the water months ago just like you

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

pooliestreetband wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

pooliestreetband wrote:

Chip do us all a favour wherever you have gone take the Colonel with you

But what are your/your lasses thoughts on MSN Messenger? You never did answer.

You have 53 minutes to answer before the question is "dead in the water"

it was dead in the water months ago just like you

Very pleasant.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:56 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

I'm in the bring back Chip campaign.

1) He talks sense.
2) He wears Duchamps.
3) He speaks his mind.
D) He wears Duchamps.

Someone/somebodies should kiss and make up with Mr C Fireball esquire!

Get yourself a shave, wipe the pizza sauce from the corners of your mouth and hang around outside the train station from about 4pm, he has longish white hair akin to Gandalf, approx 5ft 10in, med build and dresses casually, a bit like worzel gummidge :character-oscar:

5ft 10? How much did he pay you to say that? He's no taller than 3ft...and thats IN the Cuban heels

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliestreetband wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

pooliestreetband wrote:

Chip do us all a favour wherever you have gone take the Colonel with you

But what are your/your lasses thoughts on MSN Messenger? You never did answer.

You have 53 minutes to answer before the question is "dead in the water"

it was dead in the water months ago just like you

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:18 pm

Mr I's message board and finally Chip abused the wrong person.

And anyone who disagrees with that should be sectioned, found to be deluded, shot in the face and thrown in a skip, shut up as you don't know as much as me, etc etc etc.

Sorry, slipped into Chip mode there..... I'm told he's a nice man.

Well I was once told. :shifty:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

phil wrote:

If you have been dead in the water for months, then who has been posting on your account?

Our lass. She posts on my account too

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:06 pm

Spender wrote:

Mr I's message board and finally Chip abused the wrong person.

And anyone who disagrees with that should be sectioned, found to be deluded, shot in the face and thrown in a skip, shut up as you don't know as much as me, etc etc etc.

Sorry, slipped into Chip mode there..... I'm told he's a nice man.

Well I was once told. :shifty:

I bet you and a few others are over the moon....sad!!!!

But he'll be back!!!!

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:19 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

phil wrote:

If you have been dead in the water for months, then who has been posting on your account?

Our lass. She posts on my account too

oooh my sides are aching such wit and repartee just how do you think them up

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:44 pm

I think we need a judges ruling on this as I'm confused. :confusion-helpsign:

When I'm posting important stuff on here like Football talk, I'm actually corresponding with Dodgepots wives!

Then when food/fashion etc is mentioned I'm actually talking to actual gadgee dodgepots! :confusion-confused:

This needs cleaning up! :chores-vacuum:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

monkeybutt wrote:

I sat next to him at a rally for `Save the Saveloy` in Frankfurt, it was a feisty affair, he took his daschund and it was warm, we had a ball.

Interesting thing I heard the other week, Saveloys didn't exist until the outbreak of World War One when it was decided that British people didn't want to be eating something called a Frankfurter while we were at War with the terrible Hun even though they'd been happily scoffing them for years.

True story.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Lots of things came from Ww1.

Too-de-loo from the French tout de l'heure
Alley from allez
And many more...

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:11 pm

PaulL wrote:

Now I'm not sure on exact dates, but has Chip been seen since the rise of the Happy Sock?

For the record, I like my Duchamps but I reckon I'm team Pringle, yet to try Happy Socks.

Good point well put Mr Paul. The degrading Happy Socks talk may have been the final straw.

BTW in a parallel Universe would his name be French Fries Watersphere?

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:13 pm

PaulL wrote:

Now I'm not sure on exact dates, but has Chip been seen since the rise of the Happy Sock?

For the record, I like my Duchamps but I reckon I'm team Pringle, yet to try Happy Socks.

You need to try, for balance.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Come back please chip just so spender fucks back off again

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:32 pm

[quote="Yubep"]Come back please chip just so spender fucks back off again

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As much I like(d)....Kev....but yeah....!!!!

Kev....as much as I like you as a good friend....do not completely 'DIS' The Bunker....The Bunker is the No.PooilieBoard....10 years and another 10!!!!

We came out of Faggots!!!!....the people you are talking to ....all 4 of them....really funny that 3 or 4 all agree with shite!!!!!

You know what i like....LOVE....About the Bunker....we on The Bunker do not just agree....the most brainy peopl :character-smurfguy:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

MutleyRules wrote:

We came out of Faggotts

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:56 am

The chair thread was cracking, what happened to him after that

What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
Lim Ping!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:04 am

The board is a poorer place without Chip. Don't always agree with everything he says, but turns out right most of the time.

The Fat Man is another big loss.

Come back youse too.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I keep seeing Chip read the place however if a post by Kev isn't enough to get him
Posting again then doubt anything will.

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

I have no doubts whatsoever that Chip will return which, IMO, is brilliant as the board is better with him posting

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:29 pm

Yubep wrote:

Come back please chip just so spender fucks back off again

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You're a lot tamer in the other place mate. You can almost keep a civil tongue in your head there. Wonder why that is?

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 3:37 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Kev....as much as I like you as a good friend....do not completely 'DIS' The Bunker....

I haven't dissed the Bunker. It's sort of irrelevant to me these days. I keep up with a couple of people through it, which is why I'm here today.

But just think about that gadgie from Colchester, a Poolie who drives the match day bus and takes his bairn along. About six weeks ago he posted an innocent question about how to encourage his kid to support Pools.

The sheer venom and spite that Chip unleashed on him was well out of order and he's been at that for years.

All I'm saying is that he picked on the wrong feller this time. Nowt to do with the Bunker. It's about respect and civility.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:09 pm

Well said Mr Spender

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I thought the Colchester dude thread was funny and if he's posting on here for a serious response than he's on the wrong forum.

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:15 pm

Yubep wrote:

I thought the Colchester dude thread was funny and if he's posting on here for a serious response than he's on the wrong forum.

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He has a point Spender, that hcfu1908 is the boring one with the banned bunkums on.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Funny how many say the bunker is 'shit' or 'irrelevant' but they can't keep off it.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:39 pm

I hate the bunker yet read it daily. What's up with that?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

First of all the bunker is utter shite and you'll never find me posting on it. Secondly that Colchester thread was surely tame piss taking at worst? If he can't take a ribbing for asking a daft question he's most definitely in the wrong place. You of all people spender should know that after your world famous chair thread. If bunkerites took everything seriously after the past few seasons we'd sound like Boro fans.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 5:10 pm

phil wrote:

I just reread the Colchester thread to see what all this abuse was about. Whilst at times it did maybe come across a bit harsh, I thought it all came across as good natured piss taking, resulting in a conversation about toasties, the kind of humour I would expect from the board.

I think that if people are going to throw around accusations of any particular poster being abusive then most people that post on the site probably warrant the same label. I see it very similar to how I'd act with my mates in the pub, we take the piss out of each other, but it's never actually serious and at the end of the day we'll still make plans to go to the pub again.

I guess if you don't feel like you're a newcomer you might not recognise this, and it could come across as a bit harsh, but hopefully people will stick around for a while and eventually be comfortable enough to make some jokes back.

I don't know what Spender's issue with people is, and I've read this board for years. If he wants to post here then great, if not then that's fine. Up to him.

Phil that would be great but as soon as you make some jokes back and you are not part of the clique they ban you

Coxall2015 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:10 am **Posts:** 77

monkeybutt wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I thought the Colchester dude thread was funny and if he's posting on here for a serious response than he's on the wrong forum.

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He has a point Spender, that hcfu1908 is the boring one with the banned bunkums on.

How much where you paid to say that £10 or a glass of warm milk ,i bet its the warm milk ?

Harry Hart · **Joined:** Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 pm **Posts:** 66

I'll stop posting if chip comes back, how's that sound?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:03 pm

Coxall2015 wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I thought the Colchester dude thread was funny and if he's posting on here for a serious response than he's on the wrong forum.

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He has a point Spender, that hcfu1908 is the boring one with the banned bunkums on.

How much where you paid to say that £10 or a glass of warm milk ,i bet its the warm milk ?

See, you do read this board :laugh:

Come back

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