So, the missus is looking into getting a tattoo, nothing like the monstrosity that has been carved on Cheryl Cole's arse cheeks/legs/whatever, just something small/tatseful/whatever.

Anyway, got me thinking. If I had a tat, it would have to have meaning. Be that football/family/history etc.

Anyone on here a fan of tats? Do you ONLY have tats with a meaning? Or is it art? Are you a living breathing art exhibit?

I haven't got any tats myself but as you asked I'd strongly recommend that your missus has Ken Hodcroft's face done across her arse in a tasteful way.

But the knock on effect would be the end of doggy-style.

Have you been put up to this by Mrs shilts?

Get a Ronnie Moore one.

Not a bad shout. I liked Sir Ron.

I'll put it to her.

I see Dame Judi Dench has had her first tattoo bought for her as an 81st birthday present by her daughter, apparently she opted for the words "carpe diem" on her wrist, personally I would have thought a bloody big Millwall one across her arse would have been more her style.

When 81 year olds are getting them, the ends in sight.
Saw a documentary about the subject the other night. Tattoo technology has advanced dramatically .... unfortunately human skin hasn't, there'll be some interesting'designs' a few years down the line.