No.1....I noticed yesterday that the Concessions Turnstile into the Town End had been 'Half' bricked up....WHY????

No.2....The Turnstile adjacent to it....'Adults/Money' etc....someone had spray painted 'SHIT' on it....WHY????



There could be a lot of reasons for numbers 1 and 2 and they would be interesting.... ....but No.2 has got me intrigued....

Fair enough if he/she thinks half bricking up a turnstile is shit....it is until we know the reason why!!!!

But if this 'person' has spray painted that Pools are 'Shit' then he/she better have a very good reason for thinking that....if not I can point a lot of people in his/her direction to counter act any future acts of 'Shitteness'!!!!

This is Hartlepool....Hartlepool United....if some little fucking scrote in a premiershit shirt thinks his/her day won't be fulfilled until he scrawls 'Shit' on our ground then that person needs a bloody good talking to....or a bloody good kicking....or fucking both....in that fucking bloody order!!!!

(A good Bloody talking to....Not a Fucking Good Bloody Kicking....and if he/she happens up with a Bloody Good Kicking I will say....as I sit here....I said a Bloody good talking to....so there!!!!)

BTW...No Doubt this shithouse has probably posted his/her handiwork on facebook....Social media is a Kunt....but in some cases it has its uses....his/her name will be found and he or she will have a bloody good talking to!!!!

Disclaimer....I as MutleyRules do not agree with anything he/she has said....he/she is a Message Board name....what he says I do not usually agree with....but in this case I STRONGLY DISAGREE....Whoever spray painted 'SHITE' on a Pools Turnstile deserves a fucking good talking to....never mind a 'Bloody' good talking to!!!! As for a Bloody good kicking....Meh....Kittens & Trees & a new Hairbrush....MMMMmmmmmm!!!!! Find him/her....obviously a kunt....punch....but no kicking....I'm old school!!!!

WOW!!!!

A lot of people don't know or do know or just wont/or will not believe....but that last load of bollox I typed....fuck it I.m not saying!!!!

I think you rite.

I remember when Thomas the Tank Engine got 'half bricked up' or was it Gordon maybe?

Either way i found that episode very scary.

ah it was Henry

I noticed it y'day.

Didnt see the tank poking out like.

WTF?? How can you tell it's Henry Mr hAMStER?

errm i googled "thomas the tank bricked up" and it said it was Henry.

That episode made me as sad as the Postman Pat episode where it was heavy blizzards and he couldnt deliver his mail.

hth.

Hmm. Yes. Internet is quite informative isn't it? And there I was thinking your knowledge of the kids TV series featuring trains as the characters written by that reverend fellow was up there with the writer himself.

Must admit to being a tad disappointing by this outcome.

hmmm, i do have a fairly good knowledge of kids tv but that i must admit I had no idea which train or even carriage it was.

I do know all the words to "How Bizzare" by OMC if that repairs any damage to my reputation?

It certainly doesn't hurt. I also re-read your original post and noted the reference to Postman Pat and the blizzard episode - this also goes someway to repairing what had become a somewhat tarnished reputation.

There is still a little way to go yet though Mr hAMStER

It was a very sad day in Greendale it must be said. I cant help but feel Jess did not enjoy that day one bit.

I once knew all the lyrics to Butterfly by Crazy Town...

I still know the lyrics to every song on the Blink album Enema of the State though.

Shilts where do you stand on the 'groke' in the original Moomins series being one of the scariest cartoon characters of all time?

So with this self proclaimed knowledge can you answer this?

Was Speedy Gonzales really the fastest mouse in the whole of Mexico?

Im afraid I cant. He would maybe have been quicker if he removed his hat like.

I swear I could rattle off most of the original series (the ones narrated by Ringo Starr) of Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends if pushed. I certainly know the plots. Best one was where he ploughed into the Station Masters gaff as they were having a cooked breakfast! Or the one where Cranky the Crane drops the pile of wood onto the troublesome trucks!

I loved Thomas the Tank Engine. I remember the one involving the station masters house. It makes me laugh thinking about it because I'm sure his missus expresses more irritation at the fact that she'll have to make another breakfast as opposed to the fact that the house has just been demolished by a train!

It was the carpet laying that slowed him down, that layer that goes underneath is heavy, that`s whay he always shouted, Underlay, Underlay

Thanks

I had, until just now, managed to bury that particular scary bastard deep in my memory. There was therapy involved. It was under lock and key in the 'FUCK THIS SHIT' box my therapist had planted in my brain.

All manner of scary as fook things are now running amok in my mind.

Wibble.