Two of them. Old fella,and what I assumed was his wife,just turned upat my door.

He was really taken aback by my response that he should fuck off my land, and never ever enter my drive way again, otherwise the dog will be sent out.

But not taken aback enough for him not try to and engage me in conversation again.

Got to admire the brass neckof the fucker.

Anyway, the dog has his arm in the garden now.

They must get fed up of abuse, surely?

I'm the same as you....horrible to them, yet they still return with their Watchtowers and their musty smells.

How much of that sort of knock-back can they take? Some of the group that ponce around our end are in their 60's..they CAN'T have possibly been getting doors slammed in their faces and sonic blasts of 999 or The Stranglers for decades??

They are unbelievably strong willed. I admire their willingness to try.

I am just horribly sarcastic, and tourrettes ridden, yet they still try.

I might stick some porn on the net next time, and invite them in.

They have to clock up about 15 hours a week of this type of 'work'

The faith is very very strong, so they believe in what they do and dont mind the knock backs.

I too sort of admire them.

However, when bored and they appear, I DO NOT let them in, but listen at the doorstep when they to try and indoctrinate me, then after half an hour (of their time) excuse myself as I have to get ready to go and give blood. (Kodak moment), Priceless.

Novices the lot of you, tried and trusted method, when you see them coming, whip off your trousers, get can of beer from fridge, take t shirt,shirt off, answer door with your hand down your pants and shout back into the house, " get back in your cage delroy or i`ll nail the other foot to the floor", they just normally turn round and head off shaking heads

I apologise for feeding his arm to the dog

I know one well, and his faith is so strong, you could almost admire him if it wasn't for the fact it's a brain washing cult.


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You see I couldnt ever get to know one well, as they cant help but preach, and try to indoctrinate.

I would just end up ripping his faith to pieces, if he hung around long enough to listen to me.

Up the Anti-theists.

I get the same couple coming to my door every six months or so. No problem. I just politely tell them I don't want to spend time talking about religion and they go on their way.
Then they forget and come back again 6 months later. Maybe in the hope my Spanish has improved.

I've never had a JW shove their foot in the door, wherever I've lived. I do not however admire their conviction; I feel sorry for their wasting it on something so futile.

I know very little about them other then they dont celebrate Christmas and wont take transfused blood.

Cant say iv ever had one at the door either.

This tells you two things:

1.They are just tight bastards.
2. They are thick as fuck.

I say nothing. I just stare at them.

bloody agressive lot as well. my old mum who was in her 70,s at the time and under 5ft. tall was worried about their behavior and did let the dog out on them eventually. the dog was a fit 6stone rottweiler. rotties 1 jehovahs 0. no extra time needed.

I have met a few doing my job and the one thing that they seem to have in common is their gullibility.

I would like to ask salty, what made you keep the faith knowing that they incorrectly predicted the end of the world in 1925 and 1975?

Nothing like a fucked up end of the world prediction to focus your mind..

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All religions are bollocks.

Religion is just people arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.

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part of their credo is that there are 144,000 places available in heaven,so i asked them what they are going to do when it's full(build an extension was my idea)they seemed at a loss for words and i even think i managed to reconvert one of them,theyve never been back since like,when they come around they always go straight past my house

short and too the point. millions dying over the centuries and at the moment too due to religion. muslim v christians has gone on from the middle ages with each saying god is on their side. i actually got into trouble at school in the early 1960,s saying i didn,t believe in god but i said it with more coviction.

.....well this is awkward.