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 Post subject: fuck me rigid
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:28 am 
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Just been announced on sky news that Hodgson is thinking of playing Milner to shore up the midfield against Wales.

If this is true, I am already getting sick of that turkey necked pillock.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:35 am 
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I couldn't hear that well from where I was sitting (for example when they announced "Milner" I heard "Hitler"), but did I correctly hear Lothar Matthaus taking the piss out of Woy for bringing Milner on?

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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Yes. And he was spot on.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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I'm not one of the Milner haters but even I could see it was completely the wrong substitution against Russia.

As for starting him against Wales, that surely can't happen. If we stick with the same side we should walk the game, Stirling can't play that badly again, can he?!

What's the point in taking a squad with around 11 strikers if we're going to worry about the opposition rather than play to our strengths? If anything we should be adding Vardy to the lineup against Wales.


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This title and you,now we know what's the matter.

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We shouldnt be worrying about the opposition at all. Wales has only one player that would get in our team and two maybes Williams and Ramsey. We should start the most attacking team possible and hammer them. I am sick of England worrying about the opposition and trying to defend what they do, bugger that play the best people in the best positions they play in their club and sod egos and giving people tickle bellys

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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poolymad wrote:
This title and you,now we know what's the matter.

You want The Colonel's arse or summat?


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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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I don't think brining Milner on against Russia was the wrong thing to do. I've said before the only situation I can think Milner would be useful off the bench is if you're winning with a few minutes to go and you simply want to close the game down. Now of course that isn't what happened and Milner did not cover himself in glory for Russia's equaliser but that doesn't invalidate the substitution. I think most people would have said fair enough at the time.

However, before anyone starts getting upset, I would like to state that I completely agree that starting him against Wales would be utterly ridiculous. Compo is right. If England play to their strengths they should absolutely hammer Wales.


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pooliecrab wrote:
poolymad wrote:
This title and you,now we know what's the matter.

You want The Colonel's arse or summat?


I know what should be rammed up his jack. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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pooliecrab wrote:
poolymad wrote:
This title and you,now we know what's the matter.

You want The Colonel's arse or summat?


If he doesn't pack it in, he'll be spending a two week holiday from this place.

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WHAT, he puts a title like that on and you threaten me with a ban :text-nocomment:

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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poolymad wrote:
WHAT, he puts a title like that on and you threaten me with a ban :text-nocomment:


I have no idea why you're trolling him, but you clearly are. Pack it in.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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The Fat Man wrote:
poolymad wrote:
WHAT, he puts a title like that on and you threaten me with a ban :text-nocomment:


I have no idea why you're trolling him, but you clearly are. Pack it in.

Hey, Fatty. I have no idea why you're defending the colonel and threatening bans. I don't see any trolling unless of course you're referring to that master of trolling...the colonel himself. The colonel sets himself up to get bites by deliberately stirring the shit. If you can't see that then I suggest you move over from moderating and stop bullying fellow posters with your threats.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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The Fat Man wrote:
poolymad wrote:
WHAT, he puts a title like that on and you threaten me with a ban :text-nocomment:


I have no idea why you're trolling him, but you clearly are. Pack it in.


Trolling never entered my mind,just posting. If you need to check all my unrolled post before posting just let me know and I will send them to you by pm first for your approval.

BELIEVE ME if I where trolling him it may be a tad worse.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:50 pm 
Trolling or not, it's just fucking boring.


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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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It's only the Taffs - play Vardy out wide and give them something to thing about.


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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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yloop wrote:
Trolling or not, it's just fucking boring.

I agree. It bores the arse offa me. They are both winding each other up, which is fine by me as I realise that some people get off on that kind of behaviour.
However the way to stop it is to have a word with BOTH of them in private, not to single out one of them in PUBLIC like Mr Fatty does. If that fails then start banning WITHOUT public stick wielding. It's a case of some people know how to use power and others don't. Just my opinion like.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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Woy is probably winding them up, like he has most of you feckers.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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pooliecrab wrote:
I'm not one of the Milner haters but even I could see it was completely the wrong substitution against Russia.

As for starting him against Wales, that surely can't happen. If we stick with the same side we should walk the game, Stirling can't play that badly again, can he?!

What's the point in taking a squad with around 11 strikers if we're going to worry about the opposition rather than play to our strengths? If anything we should be adding Vardy to the lineup against Wales.


Its not a case of being a Milner hater.

I just want someone, anyone, to explain to me what he offers. Anything?

He is just one of those absolute average players that seem to be loved by the english football establishment.

He does nothing very well. Like one of the pundits said, he will get 6.5 out of 10 every single game.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:18 pm 
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Milner is to entertaining football what tights are to sex.

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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:42 pm 
I like tights, when they leave them on and their toes curl on the thrust, was bloody hard to get tights into prison mind :?


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 Post subject: Re: fuck me rigid
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The Colonel wrote:
Like one of the pundits said, he will get 6.5 out of 10 every single game.


Except he absolutely doesn't. Quite often he'll put in performances not worth that but this phrase has lingered.

I've always been very critical of him because he perhaps unfairly symbolises everything that's held back English football - this emphasis on graft over skill and guile.

For Liverpool this season he's been very effective and yet whenever he plays for England he is consistently one of the worst players on the pitch. It's maddeningly frustrating because if he could replicate his performances for Liverpool he'd fill a whole in this squad.

Instead, even when played in his supposed preferred position (see the Holland game when he was captain), we get such unremarkable, often wasteful performances that aren't notable enough to bring him in for any deserved criticism and so instead we're treated to this 'you know what you're gonna get' drivel.


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Same team.


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