Jake Orrell

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:32 pm

Young forward signs from Chesterfield where he's turned down a new contract. Sunderland born 18 yr old.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:33 pm

Him and Deverdics both have good potential for porn star names

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

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Where I come from wommering isn't spoken about in polite society.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

It's wommerising that's rude, I think. Wommering is pretty mild by comparison.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Seriously though, it's great to see Pools investing in the potential of young players, though it will be a bonus if any of the four 17 and 18 year olds signed so far break into the first team next season.

Well done the management and chairman.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:12 pm

They're flocking in now they know about Tenerife. That is proving to be 2 million very well spent.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Could be more - might have to add the cost of visas...

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:30 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

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Where I come from wommering isn't spoken about in polite society.

"wommering" :laugh:

I've heard a few like but that's a new one on me.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:32 pm

There is a Kate Bush song about it.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Wommering at heights? Isnt there also a health and safety course too?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:53 pm

I'm waiting for when he has a barren spell, keeps hitting the woodwork, keepers pulling off blinding saves etc. The Mail will interview him about this, making out he has been cursed, and run the headline 'Orrell Hex'.

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