Jose Mourinho

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

New Manchester United manager, I have come home to this news and am shocked.

I would consider myself an avid watcher of Sky Sports news and its shows how much they have dropped off the radar as a big club that this is barely even news. I wasn't even aware they needed a new manager such has been the news blackout. In years gone by, you'd have expected at the very least, fucking reporters outside of his London home for three bastard days updating every time he went for a shit.

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1441

I'm a big United fan (I was born in Hartlepool so they are my 5th team behind United, Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Nuneaton Borough). Moyes sorry Van Gaal ehh... I mean Mourinho is the savour who will take us back to the glory days of Ser Alec.

Glory glory.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37772

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

I'm a big United fan .

I liked their nice red buses.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

The worlds most unbearable club have managed to become even harder to stomach....

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Snowy wrote:

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

I'm a big United fan .

I liked their nice red buses.

TMS were better.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I used to love going the TMS buses.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 1:36 pm

Not a United type manager, but you never know

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

The Colonel wrote:

I used to love going the TMS buses.

That's too clean for a TMS.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 2:26 pm

I read that one of the image rights owned by Chelsea was the sale of Jose Mourinho napkin rings. If you did a Venn diagram of football supporters and napkin ring buyers I'm not sure there would be much of an overlap.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 2:30 pm

born toulouse wrote:

I read that one of the image rights owned by Chelsea was the sale of Jose Mourinho napkin rings. If you did a Venn diagram of football supporters and napkin ring buyers I'm not sure there would be much of an overlap.

Napkin rings double up as a cock ring, a lot of supporters are cocks hth

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 2:34 pm

Well it brings a whole new meaning to the one I got from my gran as a christening present.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 2:35 pm

born toulouse wrote:

Well it brings a whole new meaning to the one I got from my gran as a christening present.

Probably a bit big at that point but she knew you would grow into it

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 2:52 pm

The Colonel wrote:

I used to love going the TMS buses.

The first woman bus driver I ever saw was on a TMS. Pretty tasty too. She's prolly about seventy now like.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

monkeybutt wrote:

Not a United type manager, but you never know

You see this is why 'United' are so completely cuntish as a club, what is a United banghead

type of manager. Football is about winning games if a manager wins enough he is your type of manager. Ferguson was lamentable man at times with no defined style of play he just won a lot.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 4:07 pm

The Colonel wrote:

I used to love going the TMS buses.

Look at the destination and the number you pervert.

I can confirm the Colonel has been no where near me. This could now turn out to be another Yewtree thread! And we thought Monkeybutt was a deranged weirdo.

henry · **Joined:** Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:22 pm **Posts:** 127

We thought? There's no thought about it . He's still waiting to grow into his napkin ring!

Jose Mourinho

Gadgies online