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unruly poolie
 Post subject: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 2:55 pm 
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I know there are a few fashionistas on here what do we make of these he put up on twitter

A grave error I would say


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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:09 pm 
They are the footwear of a fully fledged snurglar and no mistake :naughty:
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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:19 pm 
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Christ almighty. Even the Orange Order wouldn't wear them.

The jeans, the toothpaste down his right leg, and the fact that Micky Fisher has ate his socks really is going to take some beating.
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pooliecrab
 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:27 pm 
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Are they made out of Kev's shit chair?
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 5:09 pm 
Pirlo's Beard. wrote:
Christ almighty. Even the Orange Order wouldn't wear them.

The jeans, the toothpaste down his right leg, and the fact that Micky Fisher has ate his socks really is going to take some beating.


Let`s hope for his sake it is toothpaste :shock:
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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 5:35 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
Pirlo's Beard. wrote:
Christ almighty. Even the Orange Order wouldn't wear them.

The jeans, the toothpaste down his right leg, and the fact that Micky Fisher has ate his socks really is going to take some beating.


Let`s hope for his sake it is toothpaste :shock:

Well at least it's on the front of his jeans and not the back or on his shirt.
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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2016 7:29 pm 
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Brutal them. He's went back over since his brogues.


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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:50 am 
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Poor shoes, poor fit of jeans and poor coloured jeans. Bad outfit all round, thought Coxall was better than that.

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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 10:31 am 
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Top it off with a pastel coloured shumper and you've got an outfit to rival sandals with socks worn with tight shorts and a star jumper.
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Joe Mac
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 10:39 am 
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Looks like he isn't wearing socks either.

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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 10:47 am 
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I've got a horrible feeling that they might be some of those driving shoes that are a weird halfway house between shoes and slippers and end up in outlet stores because nobody in their right mind would buy them full price. Should just call them shlippers or sloes and appeal direct to the shumper wearers.
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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2016 11:08 am 
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First time I seen him in the flesh, he had a very smart pair of brown brogues and I felt comfortable with this smartly dressed man taking the club forward. Now after seeing these images I'm seriously going to have reconsider things, I've got a horrible feeling he doesn't own any Duschamps and is a fan of novelty cartoon socks.

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 Post subject: Re: Coxall's Shoes
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 8:32 pm 
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Shocking! Shocking, Shocking!

And the right shoe has a stain on it.

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