good to see someone sticking it to the authorities.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 2:15 pm

Could it be like the ancient Greek heaven and we get to lie about in togas taking the piss out of mortals and popping down to earth every now and then for a shag?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 2:15 pm

I'd much rather have had a two week holiday in Crimdon than suffer the two weeks of flu (real influenza flu) that stopped me taking my year-end exams one year and got me demoted to the B form.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 2:18 pm

I hope you were also thrashed for your laziness.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 2:19 pm

As Jacques Brel so nicely put it (or would have done if he'd been English), "I might get to sing to angels but I'd wish the fuck it wasn't Sunday every frigging day of the week."

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

born toulouse wrote:

Could it be like the ancient Greek heaven and we get to lie about in togas taking the piss out of mortals and popping down to earth every now and then for a shag?

Now thats more like it.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 2:42 pm

You mean you'd prefer that to Valhalla, the 24/7 banqueting hall?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 9:07 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

You mean you'd prefer that to Valhalla, the 24/7 banqueting hall?

TBF Mr Monty the staff in Valhalla are probably on zero hours contracts now, you can no longer smoke in there and limited to which drinks you can order, you know cheap own brand stuff. Also they will probably run out of the good dishes just before I get there cos the delivery didn't turn up. Bloody cost cutting.

I think my glass is half empty.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 9:17 pm

It'll all just be shit from 3663 that is either deep fried or microwaved. Apart from the desserts, that have to be flown by cherubs near to the gates of Hades, so they get just enough heat to defrost them.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2016 11:29 pm

While I fully see and appreciate your points you have to remember this is Dibbs we're talking about.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Mr Ripper wrote:

The Fat Man wrote:

We all, of course, know that there's a legal obligation to get your kids to school. But when did that obligation become so important that everyone else (that's you Mr Ripper and Monkeybutt) feels that they can freely comment on those who may push the boundaries of that obligation. I'm with Mr Gloves on this one.

Since when were opinions and free speech banned, or is that notion part of your autocratic EU aspirations?

There's a lovely irony here; you're the one who thinks he knows best about what others should be doing with their kids, to the extent that you're advocating using the criminal law to enforce that view, yet you call me autocratic?

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

The Fat Man wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

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Since when were opinions and free speech banned, or is that notion part of your autocratic EU aspirations?

There's a lovely irony here; you're the one who thinks he knows best about what others should be doing with their kids, to the extent that you're advocating using the criminal law to enforce that view, yet you call me autocratic?

I sort of said that a bit ago. This sort of thing is always happening to women in meetings. They say something and get ignored and then a bloke says it and......

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2016 1:53 pm

But being ignored by a tenner thieving milk perv is considered a big plus in many quarters.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2016 2:00 pm

born toulouse wrote:

But being ignored by a tenner thieving milk perv is considered a big plus in many quarters.

I`m not replying because i`m ignoring you

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

born toulouse wrote:

But being ignored by a tenner thieving milk perv is considered a big plus in many quarters.

Obviously I don't mind being ignored by tenner thieving milk pervs, but I've always thought Mr Fatman was above that sort of thing.
I should watch it if I were you....he knows all there is to know about libel law innit.......

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Sorry.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

No, only joking, don't apologise. I feel bad now

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Oh will you two just get over it so that the three of us can continue our discussions that no one else is clever enough to understand.

Its hard being one of the bunker three intelligentista.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

Ach, don't worry, Colonel. Nothing can break those ties we three forged in those days when we had nothing, and had to live behind a sofa.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I have never been behind any sofa with you. Ever.

Nor have I been behind one with the Fat Man either.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

Oh I see. Wanting to forget your roots now you're rich and famous.
I've never felt so betrayed. Ever.

good to see someone sticking it to the authorities.

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