Has anything unlucky happened to anyone today?

I was carrying 4 bottles of beer across the supermarket car park, and dropped one of them.

I don't think it was bad luck as it didn't smash, just fizzed all out of the side of the cap. Serves me right for saving 5p on a carrier.

What beer?

Erdinger wheat beer. Four for six bar.

That's well dear! Didn't realise you'd gone all middle class mate.

It's worth paying a bit more for something quality. I will never stop eating corned beef though.

Does anyone still eat spam? Can't believe it's still on the shelves, unless it's the same cans that never got sold. Anyone know anyone who eats the stuff? Got to be as disgusting as pork faggots.

A grilled spam butty is one of the finest foods known to mankind, not the sort of thing to have every day though, you can hear you arteries screaming with every bite. Fine chub bait too, although cheaper alternatives work just as well.

Dropped my phone in the bog
Lost my glasses
Middle child out the tele remote in a cup of juice

Great day

Spam is lovely, although IMHO the makers have tried to make it more acceptable (and pricier) by turning the taste and texture nearer to the likes of PEK.

I buy spam regular

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its great bait for carp