..that make you wish your car had a machine gun mounted on the bonnet. My biggest hate are the gits who drive in the outside lane when the inside lane is empty for miles ahead, as though it's a sign of being inadequate.

Yes that is annoying but not so much as the French national pastime of hardly ever indicating, and on the rare occasions they do, never cancelling.

And don't even get me started about queue jumping. It's not the queue jumpers who annoy so much me as the cretins downstream who let them back in.

I saw just about the most crazy bit of driving ever today.

I have tried to sketch a pic to show you what happend.

Basically some woman decided to come out of the new Focus car park and turn right onto the dual carriageway with me and another car going towards her head on. In driving rain and poor visibility (it was pretty dark today!) it was fortunate an accident didnt happen.



Bloody women drivers!

Last week I was approaching Newburn Bridge on the way to Seaton, which with the new road markings is restricted to the outside lane only. As I got near the top, a bloke in his 50's roared past on the inside and undertook me, cutting me up as he pulled in front of me ...a complete and utter rarf.
We will meet again.

My fave is when you find yourself on the other side of the road, overtaking or pulling round something and the bounder in the car ahead puts their lights on full beam. Oh aye mate, that'll help, while I'm in the wrong place, blind me why don't you?? Fooking trucks do that when you pull in front a bit sharp as well, but we ALL hate lorry drivers, right??

Ha!! I'd love to see you lot in a car over here!! The 'give way' rule is basically biggest wins, scooter/motorbikes over leg irons, cars over scooters/motorbikes, trucks and buses rule. Pedestrians take their chances although no-one will deliberately drive at you.

One GREAT rule is that you get an 'on the spot' for sounding your horn in a built up area, so everyone flashes their headlights. I fookin' hate flas......

This is where I came in...