All this talk of Duchamps has got me wondering what type of sock would make the best jizzmop.

I'm thinking a footy sock would be best because of the extra surface area, but I'm not sure of the absorbent qualities.

Chip, Bishop, Tree, please advise.

Bishop is probably the best bet, he bashes himself silly I believe

I hope you have directed this towards me cos of my love for Duchamps and not because you got the impression I'm the type of person to wank into footwear?

Hand on heart, you have never shot your bolt into a sock or your ex`s boots?

Strangely enough no. Am I missing out?

I don't really have any strange habits.

Well Mr PIN I'm no expert, in fact not even an amateur, but I would think there would be too much material in a footy sock, folding etc could be uncomfortable. Duchamps I would imagine would feel silky and sexy, BUT are far too good to waste. Try the 7 pairs for £3 from the ASDA, then it doesn't matter if you have to chuck em afterwards.

Hope this helps.

Excellent advice Mr Bishop.

Tree, I don't think I've ever met you, but you don't strike me as a sock-cocker.

Mr Butt, doing something like that had never occurred to me before, but now I'm thinking about it, I reckon slippers would be more satisfying.