Sock ponces...

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I don't want a research trip, I want a pun thread. Wake up, Malcolm....

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Drat. That's the problem with straying into the bunker when you're supposed to be working!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:35 pm

I think he needs to go a fairway to prove it.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

A research trip would cost a canny "wedge"

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:05 pm

I'm wearing my Duchamps and they fit me to a "TEE".

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:09 pm

Golf Puns shouldn't be allowed in the "Bunker".

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:23 pm

The Bishop wrote:

Golf Puns shouldn't be allowed in the "Bunker".

If you and your dad sleep in bunk beds and he sleeps on the bottom bunk, you would be 1 over pa :laughing-rolling:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:37 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

He's not a real bishop, he's a sock ponce in ecclesiastical clothing.

Men's socks should be black at all times, unless a sports activity is being undertaken.

Any type of pattern and colour away from the sports field is a clear indication that the wearer is the worst kind of social deviant - a golfer.

Mr Dawes I am happy to be a sock ponce and like my attire.

\when you say mens socks should be black, did you mean black or priests black? Father Ted did said there is a difference.

I agree about Golfers. 2 out of three ain't bad!

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:32 pm

I like the Ted baker ones as well as bunker recommended ones in fact I have about six pairs of both

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

The Bishop wrote:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

He's not a real bishop, he's a sock ponce in ecclesiastical clothing.

Men's socks should be black at all times, unless a sports activity is being undertaken.

Any type of pattern and colour away from the sports field is a clear indication that the wearer is the worst kind of social deviant - a golfer.

Mr Dawes I am happy to be a sock ponce and like my attire.

\when you say mens socks should be black, did you mean black or priests black? Father Ted did said there is a difference.

I agree about Golfers. 2 out of three ain't bad!

Dunno about priests black.

We were brought up strict M&S in our house and left speculation about possible shades of black to them as thinks revelling in colours and patterns isn't the devil's work.

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