Cheers Chip il pop in after work tomorrow. Any photos?

And what type of woman would the tangerine ones work best on?

Top stuff, will buy the little bad boys tomorrow.

Tk Maxx ..Poundland..all great shops,Chip.

Nothing personnel , Chip ..but i do remember folk on here criticising your choice of jumpers,jackets and the likes. .. .tREE be warned.

Couldn't see the tangerine and blue ones Chip so made do with a pink and grey assortment.

I don't like bookish sorts tbh.

I imagine your dream lass works in a takeway.

Yes cos I'm a right fat bastard you see.

I bet you aren't.

You're probably right. All the attention from shitting in sinks has gone to his head and he's just showing off.

Do takeaway staff get family discount like? Might suggest it to our lass, will get her out the house at nights too

And then you could have free range on the sinks...

Tree, I was talking about your sink-shitting to someone and they asked 1) if you are tall, or did you kind of squat over the bowl, and 2) what you wiped your arse with.

I sat on the sink, must have been some plumber who fitted it as 20 stone didn't get it off the wall. I didn't wipe, it was a dry Guiness shit.

Cheers. Guiness usually has the opposite effect on me.

20 stone and you aren't fat? Are you seven foot?

I'm fat as butter