Must have been like a sauna in that office with all that hot air being generated in one go. I particularly love memorandum of understandings - everyone gets to sign a document and get their photo taken but nobody has promised to do anything at all.

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Pools And Council Agree To Join Forces Pools And Council Agree To Join Forces 18 mins ago
Hartlepool United and Hartlepool Council have signed up to a shared vision which aims to regenerate key parts of the town over the coming months and years.

Basically we agree to talk shite and fool the people of British west hartlepool, or talk shite and no fucker believe us (option 2 for me like)

Trying to get all the Pools fans to vote for the Labour Party in the local elections, the Aker bilks are both up for re-election, let's hope the electorate in their wards have seen threw them, one a compulsive liar the other one sick note but can still afford a house worth in excess of £350000 ?