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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: Not football but anyone with kids
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:39 pm 
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Or if anyone recognises them

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pooliecrab
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:44 pm 
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Is it Adam Johnson on the right?
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PJPoolie
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:46 pm 
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Why are 'E Fits' still so shit, even in this day and age? They have always been shite. Do you reckon anyone has ever been convicted off one? It's probably the opposite people who are guilty as sin have got off because they don't have a chin shaped like a hexagon and are super imposed with Wayne off Auf Weidersein Pet's hair.

I mean no human looks like that on the right, and I've been to Port Clarence.
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dav9337
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:50 pm 
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They look like Football Manager regens. I'm sure the one on the right came through my youth system in 2021.

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pooliecrab
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:08 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
I mean no human looks like that on the right, and I've been to Port Clarence.

Remind me to get a jab if we ever come into contact!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:33 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
Why are 'E Fits' still so shit, even in this day and age? They have always been shite. Do you reckon anyone has ever been convicted off one? It's probably the opposite people who are guilty as sin have got off because they don't have a chin shaped like a hexagon and are super imposed with Wayne off Auf Weidersein Pet's hair.

I mean no human looks like that on the right, and I've been to Port Clarence.

did you try the porty meal deal while you were there?any sandwich,any crisps,can of fosters..£2.99,that`s living all right

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The one on the right looks like somebody just stuck something up his arse and he's surprised but quite pleased about it.

The hair and the hoodie on the other bloke look like they were done with a blunt felt tip. Surely you could photoshop some hair or cloth nowadays.
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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:32 pm 
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They are clearly twins.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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dav9337 wrote:
They look like Football Manager regens. I'm sure the one on the right came through my youth system in 2021.


:lol:

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HonestPoolie
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:51 pm 
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dav9337 wrote:
They look like Football Manager regens. I'm sure the one on the right came through my youth system in 2021.


I think that's harsh on footy manager
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poolieinnottingham
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The one on the right looks like a Tory MP who is appearing on a shit reality TV show proving he can live on JSA.

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PJPoolie
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:48 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
The one on the right looks like a Tory MP who is appearing on a shit reality TV show proving he can live on JSA.


Who is a pre op transsexual.
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Joe Mac
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E-fits are shocking as always. What is also shite these days is CCTV footage, it's the year 2016 and whenever CCTV footage is released about something it looks like it's been filmed with a Nokia 3210.

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misterb2001
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E-fits are shocking as always. What is also shite these days is CCTV footage, it's the year 2016 and whenever CCTV footage is released about something it looks like it's been filmed with a Nokia 3210.

I really want to be that twat who points out that a 3210 Didn't have a camera, but I won't.

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shilts
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lol, is that really the best they can do?

They'd be better employing an artist.

Or my dog.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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misterb2001 wrote:
Joe Mac wrote:
E-fits are shocking as always. What is also shite these days is CCTV footage, it's the year 2016 and whenever CCTV footage is released about something it looks like it's been filmed with a Nokia 3210.

I really want to be that twat who points out that a 3210 Didn't have a camera, but I won't.


I was going to call you a twat but since you didn't mention it, I won't.

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misterb2001
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:34 pm 
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The Bishop
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:29 am 
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You Barstools.

I've been saving for ages for a Nokia 3210. I only wanted it for the 4 mega pixel camera action! Looks like I'm sticking to phone boxes.

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