Truly bizzare story on Official site about someone sending Moore some toy fighter kets in the post and how they will help us on route to the Premiership or some bollocks.

Well teh club put it on Facebook anyway, cant see it on official site actually.

Embarrassing. All the top teams are on Haribo Tangfastic.

I dont get it.

Have you got pickled onions for eyes?

My eyes are fine, i just dont understand the story.

It's about as bizarre as the tale they told about the dodgy ref at cardiff n the letter tipping them off.

Clearly sent by somebody who is struggling to cope with reality. The club must have thought it was funny. To be fair the live long and prosper at the end made me laugh a tiny bit.

The Cardiff tip off was Ken's paranoia getting the better of him, I think he was serious.

Reads like its from someone in Nigeria or somewhere. Maybe he is buttering us up before asking for a trial, like loads seem to on Facebook.

He should post a best of video on Youtube if he wants to play for us. Or send some really big models like the Death Star or the Ark Royal.

I fancy a trial at pools, i might send ronnie some paper planes from poundland.

That won't get you a trial. he isn't daft. You could try a big Lego set though, that would probably do it.

Christmas post will probably cost the lad a promising career.