Who's playing there next week?, Sam Collins?, Andrew Boyce?, Alan Tate?, Keyser Soze?.........you couldn't make this shit up!

Not only have we the worst midfield in the top 6 divisions, we now have a defence which is going to be made up of bits of cardboard, fuzzy felt and sticky-back fuppin' plastic.

Harrison will be back as he had a one game ban (I think) and by the sounds of it Bates will be there too as he was picked out for praise for being a leader and outstanding. Those 2 words are something I have never seen the physical manifestation of in association with Matthew Bates.

I fear we will once again be featuring heavily in the opening sequences of BBC FA Cup coverage for the rest of this season and for the build up to Round 1 next year after we get done by Cheltenham. It's all there isn't it? The side that went down coming back to the team that pulled off the great escape, they turn us over and the press spunk all over it.

Then we embarrass ourselves live on Sky the week after.

It just keeps giving

You are right there about MasterBates. The two words I usually hear about him are Flasher and Wanker not the words Ronnie used. Mr Moore has an old fashioned way with words as he has to his tactical formations. Or lack of them.

To be fair,cardboard,fuzzy felt & sticky back plastic would do a better job.

Hope I'm wrong, but sure I read Harrison got a 3 match ban?

It is only a 1 match ban

Thanks, pleased about that.

Anybody know where we're at with Magnay?

Another game left so should be back for the Orient game

First name on the Teamsheet.