Obviously the complainant in this case is very upset and, if her account is true, her gullibility doesn't excuse the crime done against her. Has anyone ever believed a dafter tale though?

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015 ... court-told

Possibly the strangest thing iv ever read.

Spent over 100 hours together, sex nuermous times, sun bathed, went out in the car, got engaged but she never knew it was a women and had to wear a blind fold the full time?

bizarre lost for words.......How thick can you be

To be fair I was once bandaged head to foot and wearing a blindfold for a date with a complete stranger when I picked up a “ultra cyberskin penis” in the mistaken belief that it was my own wedding tackle. It was so realistic that I would never have realised the truth if I hadn't torn off my blindfold to discover that it actually belonged to a passing lesbian.

Look we've all been there.

The most bizare aspect of the story in that they clearly used to clock in for dates. How do they know how many hours they spent together?The relationship clearly had issues without the minor detail being thrashed out in court. I suppose your mind wanders whilst blundfolded getting a dildo thrusted up you, counting the hours was maybe just a way to pass the time.

The whole thing reads like the plot for a small indie film - which I'd go and see by the way!

Pretty run of the mill stuff for were you live then yer kinky bastads.

Give the Court a call.... you may just get lucky..... don't forget your blindfold for her and wear No5 or summit so she thinks your a bewer.

The always erect but never coming penis that mysteriously disappeared when you weren't paying attention might have been another clue that something wasn't quite as Kye had suggested.

Sounds like mine; apart from it doesn't disappear! I can gan for hours!