set for short term deal with Shaw Lane Aquaforce....Whoever they are

"We hate Shaw Lane Aquaforce, we hate Liverpool too and Leicester.....

"In your Shaw Lane Aquaforce slums, you look in the dustbins for something to eat....

"They'll be dancing on the streets of Shaw Lane Aquaforce tonight"

Fierce rivals of Wet n Wild.

It kicked off last time they played mill house, was water everywhere.

Good to see he has found somewhere at his own level after robbing a wage at Victoria Park for the last two years

Played for us Saturday. Looked very good. Believe it is only a short term arrangement.

http://www.nonleagueyorkshire.com/2015/ ... orce-deal/

Good luck to him, hope he finds A cONFERENCE CLUB AT THE VERY LEAST.

ffs cant be arsed re typing.

Although it would probably have took just as long to write that.

And longer to write that.

His own level?
Robbing a wage?

Please explain Henry...........

Henry can't explain. Don't ask me how I know. I just instinctively understand the Henrys of this world.

You couldn't understand your arse from your elbow and I am sorry Nd I don't have the time or inclination to explain things to the hard of thinking

Is that because you is a bit thick innit?

Well Henry did spell no incorrectly

I was a little disappointed not to get the traditional Bunker welcome to my first post. However by the third one I had personal abuse from a split arse and a couple of half wits. Not very clever or humourous but I suppose it shows how the Bunker's standards are slipping.

Thought I'd help out.

Are you the 'Henry' who used to post years ago?

Maybe its ....

Although this guy would be more apt....

I can't understand the calling women split arses thing. Obviously it is meant to be some sort of sexist wind-up but it makes no sense at all. Mens' arses are split as well aren't they? I suppose there might be loads of mono-buttocked gadgies around but I would have thought a widespread mutation like that would have made the news.

Yes, but you see there's no point in waiting for explanations, Toulouse, because explanations are beyond Henry.

I realised he was a lost cause when he let slip that he understands elbows.

He understands that they're different from arses but I'm not convinced he's got a proper grasp of the structure of the arse at all.

But, you see my point.....it's easy to grasp arses, how do you understand them from elbows? You can see the difference, but do you understand it?

Maybe Henry's first language isn't English so we must be tolerant. He might be one of those awful Syrians everyone is trying to prevent entering the country, in case they somehow diminish the indigenous population.

I can now confirm that you can't lick either.

Lamentably poor effort. Try again, Stranton.

Bit shocked at that Mr Stranton. I can accept that you were happy to try licking a Syrian but I'm surprised you were keen to make an attempt on Henry as well.

I don't look at the world through that lens.

Barnsley based non league club. He's from that way isn't he?

I find it easy to grasp arses.

Ok, so what makes him tick, then, in your opinion?

Typical Oedipus complex.

Shaw Lane Aquaforce kicked both West Auckland & Shildon out of last year's Vase & won promotion in the Evo-Stik. Saw the Vase Games. Decent ex-works side who played well in the two games I saw. Aussie could do worse than this lot.