Self-fulfilling place names

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 3:05 pm

Mispellaan, the Netherlands.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 4:04 pm

I used to live in Pissy-poville near Rouen...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 5:12 pm

alleztfc wrote:

I used to live in Pissy-poville near Rouen...

And I lived about 15km from there as the crow flies.

30 years ago mind.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 9:45 pm

I've never been to Pity Me but it sounds woeful.

And surely there must be plenty of rogues in Crook?

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Cockfield...
Brown Willy

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 10:07 pm

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker are a 10 min drive.. whatever takes your fancy.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 10:16 pm

I suggested that we go away for a romantic weekend away in Cumbria, to Cockermouth, but she wasn't keen.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 10:54 pm

Self-unfulfilling then.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 11:01 pm

PaulL wrote:

Don't bother going to Penistone, you'll only be disappointed.

I'd like to think that a penistone is used by the police when helping to identify flashers. Like a Pantone reference chart, which the victim would refer to when describing the colour of the offending member.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 11:18 pm

Or describing the weight maybe.

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

my favourite place name is Grinkle,a little village near whitby,i just like the name

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 9:19 am

Grinkle is also the word for a small, curled up and shrivelled penis. Usually caused by severe cold.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 10:57 am

You lot should all live in Bedlam

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 12:24 pm

Twatt - Shetland

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Bastad. Sweden

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 1:25 pm

Kuntz Stadium in Indianapolis has got two footy pitches and, appropriately enough, it is the home ground for a professional frisbee team.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse wrote:

Grinkle is also the word for a small, curled up and shrivelled penis. Usually caused by severe cold.

Also called "sports cock"

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 5:01 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

Mispellaan, the Netherlands.

Coming back to this, it's not just the town names they have a problem with.

As every netizen knows, it should be TEH Lastste Nieuws.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 5:44 pm

Workington, is there much work there?

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 7:05 pm

Hetton-Le-Hole

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 7:15 pm

Didn't see any lezzies at Devils Dyke..

Pooliegan · **Joined:** Fri May 14, 2010 6:13 pm **Posts:** 624

No Place (near Stanley) is hard to find

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Grinkle is also the word for a small, curled up and shrivelled penis. Usually caused by severe cold.

Also called "sports cock"

i suspected it would mean that like

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu May 28, 2015 5:31 pm

You like em big ??...get yourself down to Titty hill,Sussex.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu May 28, 2015 6:44 pm

Doesn't count as self-fulfilling unless the vast majority of lasses there have watermelon-size hooters.

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