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 Post subject: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:32 pm 
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You can be assured that the robots are going to overtake humans when Android smartphone predictive text suggests 'ellish' at the right time.

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:49 pm 
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But didn't the human suggest that. Easy pickings for the robots.


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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 11:09 pm 
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No, my phone has learned to think like a Hartlepudlian. How dangerous is that?

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 9:28 am 
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I know what you mean. My iphone called me a doyle today! Scary like

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 10:00 am 
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At the slightest suggestion of any sunshine my laptop has started sitting on the front step drinking premium lager and its started pronouncing 'funeral' funedral.


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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 10:39 am 
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My phone asked me for two pence for its bus y

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:08 pm 
I take it you've all got Well-aye phones?


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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:15 pm 
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My phone said "I shagged your lass".

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:38 pm 
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My just eat app always knows I'm going to order the meal deal for 4 as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 1:12 pm 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
My just eat app always knows I'm going to order the meal deal for 4 as well.


Is that because there's now a dent in the screen where you hit it so excitedly?


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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 6:53 pm 
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My sat-nav has started now.

As in literally, it started on me. Claimed I kept looking at it, and offered me outside after the next left.

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 7:21 pm 
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yloop wrote:
I take it you've all got Well-aye phones?



:laugh:

Taken me 8 hours to get that one!!

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 7:50 pm 
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On a serious note I find it scary how sometimes I look at my
Phone and it says 'right now it would take you x minutes to travel to Victoria Park' or whatever especially when it's not somewhere I go every day.

Also i got a reminder of a meeting the other day, the only mention of it I had was in a normal email so no idea how it alerted me?

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:23 am 
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Mine's attending an STD clinic :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Artificial intelligence
PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 10:43 am 
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Mine constantly tells me how long it would take for Jordan Mellish to get to Rochdale.


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