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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 6:41 pm

when doing 300 miles a day is really starting to increase my road rage banghead

Why the fuckity fuck do wagon drivers have to overtake another wagon when approaching a bastard incline, when both are capable of only doing 56 mph, is there a point or they are just impatient wit fucks confised

Selfish bitches and middle aged droopy dicked twats hogging the middle lane when on a motorway, this is increasing my blood pressure and I may end up like PJ :angry-screaming:

Oh and £2 for a 500ml bottle of pop, highway fuckin robbery :naughty:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

monkeybutt wrote:

when doing 300 miles a day is really starting to increase my road rage banghead

Why the fuckity fuck do wagon drivers have to overtake another wagon when approaching a bastard incline, when both are capable of only doing 56 mph, is there a point or they are just impatient wit fucks confised

Selfish bitches and middle aged droopy dicked twats hogging the middle lane when on a motorway, this is increasing my blood pressure and I may end up like PJ :angry-screaming:

Oh and £2 for a 500ml bottle of pop, highway fuckin robbery :naughty:

Last one is easily solved, buy 6pack and cooler bag

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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

In real life I'm about the Worlds most laid back person whereas you sound increasingly like an oafish angry get. You'd need to start drinking or something.

I've never really understood people getting angry driving. As my old nan used to say 'they won't get there any quicker' Even though doing 120 in a 70 the chances are they will. Never really understood that one.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 7:35 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

In real life I'm about the Worlds most laid back person whereas you sound increasingly like an oafish angry get. You'd need to start drinking or something.

I've never really understood people getting angry driving. As my old nan used to say 'they won't get there any quicker' Even though doing 120 in a 70 the chances are they will. Never really understood that one.

Is this the nan that used to wank you off?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

No, other one.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 7:40 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

when doing 300 miles a day is really starting to increase my road rage banghead

Why the fuckity fuck do wagon drivers have to overtake another wagon when approaching a bastard incline, when both are capable of only doing 56 mph, is there a point or they are just impatient wit fucks confised

Selfish bitches and middle aged droopy dicked twats hogging the middle lane when on a motorway, this is increasing my blood pressure and I may end up like PJ :angry-screaming:

Oh and £2 for a 500ml bottle of pop, highway fuckin robbery :naughty:

I do a lot of driving with my job and when lorry drivers do this to me after they pull over it go in front of them and slow right down to the point they go to over take me then I drop down gear and just speed away. Really pisses them off but makes a point.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 7:42 pm

Compo wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

when doing 300 miles a day is really starting to increase my road rage banghead

Why the fuckity fuck do wagon drivers have to overtake another wagon when approaching a bastard incline, when both are capable of only doing 56 mph, is there a point or they are just impatient wit fucks confised

Selfish bitches and middle aged droopy dicked twats hogging the middle lane when on a motorway, this is increasing my blood pressure and I may end up like PJ :angry-screaming:

Oh and £2 for a 500ml bottle of pop, highway fuckin robbery :naughty:

I do a lot of driving with my job and when lorry drivers do this to me after they pull over it go in front of them and slow right down to the point they go to over take me then I drop down gear and just speed away. Really pisses them off but makes a point.

Remind me of how that went for your gearbox? Karma right there! :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 8:02 pm

no6bus wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

when doing 300 miles a day is really starting to increase my road rage banghead

Why the fuckity fuck do wagon drivers have to overtake another wagon when approaching a bastard incline, when both are capable of only doing 56 mph, is there a point or they are just impatient wit fucks confised

Selfish bitches and middle aged droopy dicked twats hogging the middle lane when on a motorway, this is increasing my blood pressure and I may end up like PJ :angry-screaming:

Oh and £2 for a 500ml bottle of pop, highway fuckin robbery :naughty:

Last one is easily solved, buy 6pack and cooler bag

I can only drink stuff ice cold, did try it but makes me gag as much as the thought of PJ kissing his fella :puke-huge:

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no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Buy a car with a built in cooler in the glove box it's the future

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born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 9:45 pm

Or stop being so fooking fussy about your pop.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 7:36 am

PJPoolie wrote:

In real life I'm about the Worlds most laid back person whereas you sound increasingly like an oafish angry get. You'd need to start drinking or something.

I've never really understood people getting angry driving.

Aye,well it's dozy fookers like you on the road that make us angry..

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

doctor Beeching has a lot to answer for!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

In real life I'm about the Worlds most laid back person whereas you sound increasingly like an oafish angry get. You'd need to start drinking or something.

I've never really understood people getting angry driving.

Aye,well it's dozy fookers like you on the road that make us angry..

Don't get me wrong people on Horse and traps riding unlicensed quad bikes and them little tiny motor bike things annoy me. I just don't see the point in getting angry and winding the window down and shouting for example "get off the road you pikey bastard" whilst hammering the horn when you're probably full of alsorts at the end the day it's going make little difference.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 4:39 pm

demented twig wrote:

doctor Beeching has a lot to answer for!

Doctor James Gordon rode a horse to work in Black Beauty.

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