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Joe Mac
 Post subject: John Carver
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2015 4:21 pm 
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Joe Kinnear must have left some of the stuff he was smoking whilst in charge and now John Carver has had a drag..


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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2015 4:27 pm 
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It's a bit unfair though, I think it was a mis-quote. He was trying to say he is the best coach driver in the league. His 3 point turn is second to none.
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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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His turns have more points than he'll ever get as manager

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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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He must have a spread bet on how many stupid comments he can make to the press before Ashley eventually sacks him.
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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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A frequently reported problem in British commerce is the over-promotion of staff.............

The over-promotion of clearly inadequate folk is a specified requirement within many publicly funded operations.

And this problem now infects British football....................

Anyone heard the story of the really nice guy, plucked from the youth team at a big team.........
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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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Best Coach in the Premier League? I wonder what Mourinho would have to say about that! :laugh:
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kev_hufc wrote:
Best Coach in the Premier League? I wonder what Mourinho would have to say about that! :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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An utter knob.
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kevin pooles gloves
 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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Them geordies love a protest.
They probably smash the toon up if they go down.
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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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dIDNT HE APPLY FOR OUR MANAGERS JOB ONCE UPON A TIME?

ffs cant be arsed re writing that

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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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YeS

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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nOT SuRE, ThINK hE DID

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 Post subject: Re: John Carver
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He was misquoted. He really said he had the best couch in the Premier League. You can be a shit manager and still have a really comfy sofa.
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We should send Ronnie into the oppositions changing room with a match of the day camera at the barcodes final relegation match to psyche up the team and ask which one of them wants to be a hero. And look all smug.

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