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 Post subject: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:22 pm 
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Its my birthday next week.

Guess how old I am?

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:27 pm 
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Its my Slimming world weigh in next week.

Guess how fat I am?


Mr Irrelevant wrote:
49 stone


I agree with Mr I

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:35 pm 
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
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Conkering with Niviea Boy

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:38 pm 
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You're the same age as me seeing as though we went to school together, so that makes you 27.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
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Joe Mac wrote:
Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Its my Slimming world weigh in next week.

Guess how fat I am?


Mr Irrelevant wrote:
49 stone


I agree with Mr I


Out of order :angry-tappingfoot:

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:43 pm 
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yloop wrote:
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Miles out cheeky get.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:44 pm 
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
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Piss off

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
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Block B Blues wrote:
You're the same age as me seeing as though we went to school together, so that makes you 27.


I like you.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:46 pm 
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I was 70 on Monday and I know you're older than me............so 73ish.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:50 pm 
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Now if you were dyslexic.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:55 pm 
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You see, you two I could get to like.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:56 pm 
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Obviously Yubep more than PIN.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:01 pm 
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Is you the big 50 init


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:16 pm 
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I dont even know you but we could fall out.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:17 pm 
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I know how old he is Mr I is 100% correct ..

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:36 pm 
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Not a million miles away then

Anyway happy birthday for Nxt week Mr Dibble


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:51 pm 
Body of a 50 year old

Mind of a 10 year old

:happy-cheerleadersmileygirl: :scared-eek: :teasing-tease: :teasing-poke: :teasing-nutkick:


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:12 pm 
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If your posts are anything to go by I'd say 12 and that's being generous.

Eh? eh? eh? How funny is that?

Ok. It's not. At all.

Predictable and shit.

Sorry.


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:16 pm 
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Shilts are you actually Dibble?

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
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He wishes.....but he's a fatty isn't he? ;)

Couldn't possibly be me, as I'm only overweight not morbidly obese :)


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
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My posts are the same as those of a 12yr old however.


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:39 pm 
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Anyone want a fat off?

Those fatter than me buy the beer. Forever.

Who is prepared to risk it?

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:54 pm 
Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Anyone want a fat off?

Those fatter than me buy the beer. Forever.

Who is prepared to risk it?


Me.


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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:01 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Shilts are you actually Dibble?


I thought we are all Dibble ?

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 Post subject: Re: Quick quiz
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:08 pm 
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I got an email off linkedin that said Fat Dibble is 49 this week.


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