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alleztfc
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:10 am 
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Me and Madame TFC are chuffed as to announce the safe arrival of a new Poolie.

After being knocked back on the Names 'Victoria Park' and 'Jordan Nobbs' I had to settle for Katie. confised

Mind she is lush... clappp

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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Congratulations.

I know a good Private detective who could help you seek out the father too.

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yloop
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:21 am 
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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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Is dog noncer still the abuse of choice?

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Our Younguns Dad
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Congratulations Anth.
Bet you just can't wait for those sleepless nights..................at your age as well !!! bbolt
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parmo
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well done to Mr and Mrs Allez and young Madamoiselle Allez !! (but especially to Mrs Allez and Miss Allez cos they had to do the really tricky bit)!!

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Congratulations and best wishes.

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
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Congratulations as well or "felicitations" in French.

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Congratulations.. To all..

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Mr Irrelevant
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Do you have polaroids of the conception and birth? Congratulations Mr To go.
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Congrats. Nice timing too!

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Brilliant news.....congratulations
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ElvisC
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I'm an Uncle! Tell my beautiful new Niece I'll pick her up 1 oclock for the match on Saturday. Can of Coke and a bag of crisps in The Mill!!!
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Congrats to you and happy uncleship to a certain other board member.

Edit: damn you beat me to it by one minute. :angry-tappingfoot:

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Congratulations mate!

Going to be a quiet Christmas then!!!

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thetownendfaithful
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Hope you're taking her to the match Saturday? Get behind the lads and all that? Start them early?
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poolieinnottingham
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Tres bon!

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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ElvisC wrote:
I'm an Uncle! Tell my beautiful new Niece I'll pick her up 1 oclock for the match on Saturday. Can of Coke and a bag of crisps in The Mill!!!


:shock:

Hang about. That means you are related to this Allez chap.

When did that happen?

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Gibsons Beard
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Many congratulations Alleztfc. clappp

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Poolie JonV
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
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First picture with H'Angus on Saturday?

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:14 pm 
Congratulations Les Allez. (Er..that doesn't sound right. Should it be Les Vonts??)

We haven't had a Bunker baby for ages.
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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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I ate two for breakfast

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:26 pm 
Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
I ate two for breakfast


No you didn't Dibble. Those were croissants....an easy mistake to make.
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returnofaido
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congratulations. now for two house bricks.......!!
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PJPoolie
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Congratulations clappp
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Montpoolier
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grabec wrote:
Congratulations Les Allez. (Er..that doesn't sound right. Should it be Les Vonts??)
"Congratulations aux Allez" if you want to be spot on. (Yes congratulations is also a French word, albeit little used.)

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We haven't had a Bunker baby for ages.
Course we have. We even have some who are life members.

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:23 pm 
Thank you, monty. I thought it didn't sound quite kosher.

About bunker 'babies'...I sometimes wonder whether anyone actually likes anyone else on the bunker, or do we just have a common addiction!

Anyway, sorry, allez. Didn't mean to hijack your baby thread
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poolieinnottingham
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I like a lot more people on the Bunker than I don't like.

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alleztfc
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returnofaido wrote:
congratulations. now for two house bricks.......!!


...funny that. The Missus has suggested the very same thing :shock:

After 3 Poolie boys, a ten-year gap, and now a Poolie Girl, she may have a point.

All de-commissioned Bunkerites feel free to offer advice... :evil:

THANKS TO ONE & ALL!

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:45 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I like a lot more people on the Bunker than I don't like.


Yes, but you're different. You don't like arguing you antisocial article :wink:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:15 pm 
Congratulations to you all!!!! clappp
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