Official Beer n Takeaway Elite....BTE....Photo Thread!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:04 pm

Gibsons Beard wrote:

A bit of support for the BTE

Does she wanna borrow me Cock????

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Cheers Gibson

Might persuade the wife to repeat that.

LOL

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:07 pm

Top notch Mrs.Grave....like Sooty's nose when it's 'cauld'!!!!

poolie les · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:16 pm

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=15501nb&s=8

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:30 pm

On the bright side I had a lush Parmo Pizza from The Pizza Guys

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

I've seem that breast before! Anyone else?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Mutley. That picture is saved for eternity. No deleting it this time. It will be added to the 'Mutley's dildo's' thread.

BobMonksHouses · **Joined:** Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:42 am **Posts:** 169

MutleyRules wrote:

Beer, Take-Away, Telly and a Shit Ornament....

A plastic dick, how apt!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:32 am

Loooollll

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:51 am

BobMonksHouses wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Beer, Take-Away, Telly and a Shit Ornament....

A plastic dick, how apt!

It's Not Plastic it's....

'UR3 material and totally skin-like - especially if warmed in warm water beforehand - and an insertable length of 10 inches and a girth of 7.75 inches and means you're guaranteed a sensationally filling experience'....

DICK....please do research before you post!!!!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:54 am

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:56 am

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Mutley. That picture is saved for eternity. No deleting it this time. It will be added to the 'Mutley's dildo's' thread.

I want it at my Funeral when I go behind the Altar....MASSIVE!!!! :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:02 am

It'll not burn, mind. Take a fortnight at least to put the fire out... :laugh:

BobMonksHouses · **Joined:** Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:42 am **Posts:** 169

MutleyRules wrote:

BobMonksHouses wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Beer, Take-Away, Telly and a Shit Ornament....

A plastic dick, how apt!

It's Not Plastic it's....

'UR3 material and totally skin-like - especially if warmed in warm water beforehand - and an insertable length of 10 inches and a girth of 7.75 inches and means you're guaranteed a sensationally filling experience'....

DICK....please do research before you post!!!!

The thing is, I'm talking about the other plastic Dick!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:56 am

Quality!!!!

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:24 am

He won' t be able to talk about it any more. The daft bastard. Unless he starts his own board

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Monkhouses is a kunt make no bones about it ... does he actually exist or is he a figment of his own imagination?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:52 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Beer, Take-Away, Telly and a Shit Ornament....

Mutley it looks a bit like your kecks are unbuttoned!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 3:01 pm

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2014 5:44 pm

What has Santa bear been doing to the little bear Mr b?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What a turning point this game turned out to be.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:35 pm

It was....and what a Thread!!!! clappp

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:36 pm

Haha great thread! Definitely a turning point as it was the first time I've had a Parmo pizza and it was lush.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I drove home from Peterborough at about 90 just to get my photo on here

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

I drove home from Peterborough at about 90 just to get my photo on here

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They got you an all?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

They signing our fans now

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Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:13 pm

Resurrection of the BTE for the Salford game?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:38 pm

Ha ha quality thread. If I can't get tickets I'm definitely up for another of these.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Excuse for a takeaway?

I'm in.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The bunker at its best. I'm up for this again. I'm ordering a big plastic cock for the tv stand.

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Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:52 pm

Great effort by all on this thread.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

So is it takeaway, beer and shit ornament this year?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I have tickets for a gig in Stockton on the 4th, so my involvement might just be beer this year. I'll try n include some Stockton birds into it or summit. Takeaway substitute.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Just bought a shit ornament for £20 off eBay. Might drizzle it in Heinz ketchup for photo

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

I have tickets for a gig in Stockton on the 4th, so my involvement might just be beer this year. I'll try n include some Stockton birds into it or summit. Takeaway substitute.

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Cancel it or you can't be in the BTOE

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:23 pm

Ahh just realised its my works Xmas do that night in the Storytellers in Stockton. Me and Yubep will represent the Stockton branch.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I have one of them posh flat screen HD TVs.

I doubt non league shite will play on my screen. It'll be in that 4:3 format or whatever old tele used to be.

Can someone post updates on here please?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:50 pm

Yubep wrote:

The bunker at its best. I'm up for this again. I'm ordering a big plastic cock for the tv stand.

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I'm going to order a big plastic tv to stand on my cock!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:23 pm

I'm going to order a plastic TV for my cock stand.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:54 pm

I'm in Newcastle that night for Shed Seven and Inspiral Carpets!!!! sadx

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:13 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I'm in Newcastle that night for Shed Seven and Inspiral Carpets!!!! sadx

Cant you watch it on your phone and send us a pic of you watching it at the gig like all them cool kids who film the band on their phones during the performance instead of listening to it and pissing everyone off.

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:15 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I'm in Newcastle that night for Shed Seven and Inspiral Carpets!!!! sadx

To be fair that sounds a lot more alluring than watching Pools get rumbled live on tele again.

In for the BTE, like.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

No longer at the gig.

Love live the BTE!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

No longer at the gig.

Love live the BTE!

Ornaments or not?

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6474

Is anyone else joining the Stuck At Work So Won't Be Watching Elite (SAWSWBWE)

Snakeyes · **Joined:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:27 am **Posts:** 225

MutleyRules wrote:

I'm in Newcastle that night for Shed Seven and Inspiral Carpets!!!! sadx

I'm going to this Mutley but its actually the 3rd not the 4th don't want you missing out cos you've got your dates wrong :laugh:

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:27 am

Oh bugger, I'm going there too.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:15 am

I'm going down in the home end. Will post a picture of a pie or something.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:23 am

I'm fobbing my works Xmas do off to go to Salford, i'll be in the away end so i'll post of a photo of yloop in the home end taking a picture of a pie.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:28 am

Joe Mac wrote:

I'm fobbing my works Xmas do off to go to Salford, i'll be in the away end so i'll post of a photo of yloop in the home end taking a picture of a pie.

Pie-ception!

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