A Drum

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:16 pm

Murray wants a drum in the Town End.

Murray out I say :laugh:

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Warning.

If I am in attendance and stood near someone with a drum, the bigger the drum the more it will hurt as its being rammed up your arse.

Take heed.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:24 pm

Maybe he's on about Andy Drum, the bloke with the really loud voice who loves a chant.

Or perhaps he just wants some Drum, as Golden Virginia costs a packet these days.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37897

I'm going off the bloke.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:55 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Warning.

If I am in attendance and stood near someone with a drum, the bigger the drum the more it will hurt as its being rammed up your arse.

Take heed.

So the drummer will be safe then, you won`t hear him from behind the sofa, Oh you silly pickle :hand:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It could work.

It might transform Jonathan Franks as it could cause him to look up and notice all of those other players and the goal and stuff.

Why don't we get a cow and a banjo for Marlon to have a go at? His major contribution at home this season has been to scream at the Town End when we get a corner so he could have a wipe at the beasts arse while he's warming up. The crowd would love it (apart from those in immediate danger from a flying banjo)

Oh, and drums are shite.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It could work.

It might transform Jonathan Franks as it could startle him and cause him to look up (yeah I know outrageous) and notice all of those other players and the goal and stuff.

Why don't we get a cow (Hereford had a bull we could easily get a cow in as long as FFP let's us) and a banjo for Marlon to have a go at? His major contribution at home this season has been to scream at the Town End when we get a corner so he could have a wipe at the beasts arse while he's warming up. The crowd would love it (apart from those in immediate danger from a flying banjo)

Oh, and drums are shite.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:11 pm

Drum and Bugle player combo?.. Custer's Last Stand ?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:35 pm

How about a string quartet, upmarket and classical violin

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:45 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

How about a string quartet, upmarket and classical violin

Yeah,The Flight of the Bumblebee might get the players buzzing..

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:11 pm

What a stupid idea. More players maybe?

The first time I heard a drum at a football game was when Lincoln came up in the mid nineties with John Beck.

Horrible noise, horrible football.

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:36 pm

Lincoln played an air raid siren over the tannoy when they got a corner

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