Stuff Mad John is responsible for (the bastard) ...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Not keeping INMC up to date!

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:50 pm

Mad John is responsible for grown men calling themselves 'lad' in message-board nom de plumes.

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

Mad John is Lord Lucan and before he was a Lord he dated JFK but decided to kill him off after JFK started banging Madeline Monroe

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:29 pm

Talking of Madelines, anyone remember this girl?

Well Mad John is the reason I never get to grope her.

Although there might also have been other factors involved.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:32 am

Hard to forget her key role in one of the greatest fillums ever made-

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Did the other reasons for your failure include never having met her?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:59 am

born toulouse wrote:

Did the other reasons for your failure include never having met her?

Exactamundo. And guess whose entire fault that was.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:08 pm

Mad John is responsible for Covent Garden soup making the tubs too big to fit in the microwave, so you've got to tit about putting it in a bowl before microwaving it.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:22 pm

Mad Johns fault for the traffic this morning which took me just under an hour to get to Stockton from Hartlepool.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:32 pm

He's also responsible for Ebola

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:07 pm

The twat made my driver's side window motor fail this morning, meaning I had to drive from Leicester to Nottingham with it down. I should add that it was fucking hoying it down as well.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:10 pm

Using his mind control powers to force Ben Flower to beat shit out of Lance Hohaia was inexcusable.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:36 pm

Carlton Palmer

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

The decline of Mrs Harrison's Lonely hearts Club'
The closing of 'The Answer' on Murray Street.
The closing of Blooms on the corner of Raby Road and Hart Lane.
The end of the claggy mat club- aka 'The Riviera'
The fact that 'clubland' no longer appears in the Mail, especially 'two for the boys' on a sunday dinnertime.

Mad John was also completely responsible of the pronunciation of Raby Road as 'Rabby Road' in the ABC cinema during the late seventies.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Mad John piloted the Zeppelin that knacked the old Clarence Road stand.

Then he was on the Weimar Republic's sub committee that refused to pay any compo.

After that he invaded Poland.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:56 pm

Think you may be getting him mixed up with MA or Mad Adolf

...MJ however WAS responsible for annexing the Sudetenland.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

MadJohn started the great fire of London.

He also commissioned this rather slow paced period drama about it that I am now being forced to watch.

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:02 pm

Mad John is Genghis Khan's real dad.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:13 pm

The bastards also responsible for keeping this stupid post at the top!

Ooooops, now its my fault!! refred

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Making Mars Bars smaller and changing the name of Marathons to Snickers..

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Hartleblue wrote:

The bastards also responsible for keeping this stupid post at the top!

Ooooops, now its my fault!! refred

Errrr its stickied so it'll never drop

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:26 pm

Putting the rent up for the vic is a bit harsh mj.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:43 pm

As was wishing Cooper to go and singing IOR out.

He may get his wish sooner rather than later apparently...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

All Mansfield players thuggish behaviour.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:51 am

It was MadJohns idea to do roadworks on Stockton Road for 8 weeks and close the turn off to Truro Drive.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:01 am

All that smoke on Clarence Road..

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:28 am

The bastad was responsible for my mutt puking up last night and me kicking the fucker up the arse!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37482

monkeybutt wrote:

The bastad was responsible for my mutt puking up last night and me kicking the fucker up the arse!

Also responsible for shopping Monkeybutt to the RSPCA for cruelty to dogs, their vans outside :laugh:

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kev_hufc · **Joined:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:23 am **Posts:** 514

Mad John gave my work computer a virus.

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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

The death of Grizzly Adams.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:52 am

MadJohn is responsible for the violence in France at the minute...

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

He is a twat this madjohn

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

MJ, I really think you ought to stop being responsible now. Enough is enough. Go and mug a granny.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Mad John countersigned the loans.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mad John tipped HMRC off.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:39 pm

Mad John hacked Hilary's email server.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:42 pm

Mad John got Trump elected.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

The Bishop wrote:

Mad John got Trump elected.

Did he? Well done MJ!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37482

Known in Hollywood as a vaginal lodestone.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

still a bastard.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

I love him.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Not putting assists on his website.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:26 pm

Making my dough struggle in the cold weather, bastard :naughty:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He taught Coxall everything he knows about business and Craig Harrison everything about management.

He also gave Hodcroft a masterclass in PR.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Yubep wrote:

Not putting assists on his website.

But surely 'assists' are nothing more than a made up statistic to give non entity pundits something to talk about on Sky TV.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:00 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Not putting assists on his website.

But surely 'assists' are nothing more than a made up statistic to give non entity pundits something to talk about on Sky TV.

We will be talking about pre-assists soon or foreplay?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:49 pm

Which, getting back on topic, brings me to the question, who invented the notion of pre-foreplay, which we men have to engage in now the cat's out of the bag?
You guessed it.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19773

responsible for middleton grange.

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