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BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

The asian woman who reads the local news for the BBC - Shurpara or Shwarma or whatever she's called....
She's just approached my mate's band (Black Ashen Effect, previously Thee British Empire, even more previously Sons of Brenda) and asked if she can play keyboards with them :shock:

She saw them play two weeks ago at The Head of Steam in Newcastle
If you imagine Sonic Youth or Joy Division, louder and with far less talent and inferior sound and instruments then you'd be about there... confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 7:24 pm

I can make screaching noises

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 7:25 pm

is the parmo a musical instrument?? It makes plenty of noise when I'm eating it.

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Imagine Mike Neville in The Pogues? :laugh:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 8:02 pm

3Quid wrote:

Imagine Mike Neville in The Pogues? :laugh:

is he still knocking about, hes left his tyne tees news slot i think but i aint heard if hes in better health now confised

katcha · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 8:14 pm

sign her up
get her bucked
and get some photos on here

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

"and finally.....i've just joined a band"
I think Dave is hoping to slip between the sheets with her.
They regularly support a band called Moira Stewart actually (who are pretty good) so there seems to be a theme developing.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2007 9:15 am

There was an Oi! band in the 80's called 'Angela Rippon's Bum'!!!! :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun May 20, 2007 9:58 am

slip between the sheets? Is he planning on doing the washing with her then? confised

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