It's the "in thing" at work at the moment. It's quite nice to be fair, and cheap !!

Anyone else tried it ....

What's the deal with it like? Is it just posh bottled water?

Not even posh, it's just bottled water.

They drink it on the big bang theory so it's all, like, so cool.

Does it taste like water?

Just having a stab in the dark I could be way off.

EXACTLY like water, it's almost like drinking the real thing, from a TAP.

Vapour distilled water with added electrolytes.

I've never seen the big bang theory.

2 for 90p in Tesco.

Only got launched in August so i imagine the price will shoot up soon enough.

For me it stays a lot more fresh than standard bottles or tap water.

I'm guessing the marketing for it targets mugs convincing them it tastes different to any other fucking water seen at the end of the day it's just fucking water.

Again pure speculation on my part.

I put tap water in the fridge in a jug thing. At work we have water dispenser things. Can't say I've ever had to buy water!

Whether it was recommended or not, it's cheap that's why i bought a couple.

You have some people here caressing their bottle, admiring it's every feature.

Have you ever heard the following coversavtion;

"I fucking love Evian me"

"Can't stomach the stuff myself it's Harrogate Spa all the way"

"Well I think you're both dirty bastards I can only drink Buxton Spring anything else and I'm violently ill"

No? I'm guessing the reason for that is that they're all fucking water and taste the same. In the style of water.

Would you agree that you work with predominantly with kunts?

It's funny how Evian spelt backwards is Naive!


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Ingredients:

Water with electrolytes.


Product Features


Smart Water, like other water companies, explains the water source and the filtration process. Smart Wateris sourced from tap water – like the kind you run in your kitchen. They run the water through charcoal, disinfect the water and then add electrolytes back into the water. There are other processes that take place to help the water taste better. These processes are the same across the board with most water companies. At the end of the process, Glaceau has Smart Water, electrolyte-fortified water.

Smart Water is not the same as common bottled water. This water contains electrolytes, so it is an unflavored sports drink in a water bottle. This fact is lost on most consumers who simply think Smart Wateris just cool water in a cool bottle. Consuming electrolytes from Smart Water without exercising is not going to cause a problem for most drinkers. If you consumed lots of Smart Water you could cause an imbalance in electrolytes, theoretically, but we did not find any information that lead us to believe this was a problem.



Advantages


Smart Water is vapor distilled and disinfected.
The water is ideal for electrolyte replenishment after exercise.
The bottle is one of the most popular in the bottle water industry.
Glaceau does not hide any part of the production process.


Disadvantages


Smart Water is bottled water with electrolytes.
The product was designed for athletes and people who need to replenish electrolytes after exercise.
Theoretically, the water could cause a problem with electrolyte balance.
Smart Water is sourced from tap water.


Conclusion


Smart Water is nothing more than tasty tap water with potassium, calcium and magnesium. There is a huge conspiracy theory that the world is being taken for millions of dollars by the bottled water industry because of the tap water source. Smart Water is healthier than some tap water, hands down, but it is not going to help you lose weight or get healthier.

Absolutely!

So in a nutshell its water in a plastic bottle with added shit

Shop owners in India have been doing that for years it's nothing new, I remember being told to never drink an unsealed bottle from a shop.

The weight loss benefits from a dose of cholera are also worth a mention as long as you prepared to nearly die. Probably in the small print.

I tell you what is cheaper... Tap Water.

Are you a sales rep for Coca Cola as well by any chance?

Perhaps titting about on the internet and drinking shit water you could do some work.

End of each day I fill 2 bottles of water up and put them in the fridge for the next day, when I've finished one I fill it back up pop it in the fridge and grab the other one and repeat. Simple as that, wait til Dibble reads this, I've heard he only drinks from puddles and he even thinks thats a bit poncey.

I used bottled water to make gravy.

I use Tapolene on my hair..... it's a lot cheaper than Brylcream and there's a plentiful supply.

I use Topman putty - It smells "gorge"

I prefer my hair to look clean.

Hartlepool has the best water in the U.K. I never buy a bottle, all buzz word shite.

I am biased like.


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this scenario is getting ever closer

This thread reminds me of Space Jam, where Michael Jordan fills a water bottle up of normal water and claims its "Michaels Secret Stuff"

Anyone that buys bottled water is an idiot FACT!

They missed a trick not calling it Glaceau Eau.

You are the most gullible man in the bunker's history.

That's a bold statement after pok n his gems


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I bought 12 2l bottles of Water from Aldi 2 month back and it set me back less than £3 and I bet it tastes exactly the same as this stuff.

(I needed the bottles for my home brew, I'm not that daft to buy water)

True, but after his 'oppressed white man' shit the other day, he's clearly an impressionable idiot.

I thought this was gonna be a thread about anti-theft measures

When I made home brew I rang up Camerons and they gave me some for nowt ……...I did say it was for a kids glass painting thing like

Got a capper from wilkos job done

Apart from it tasted 'orible

you're a big massive c u n t.

More eloquence. Given you're a racist idiot, I don't really care what you think of me.

Obviously i'm a racist. I'm white, male and straight. How could i not be racist?

Oh and don't forget homophobic as well.

People can say what they want on here.

You don't know me, i don't know you.

Don't judge me.

My only point being the other day for example:

If i played the race card at work or to the police against any other race I'D LOSE.
If i played the discrimination card for being a Man I'D LOSE.
If i played the discrimination card for being Straight I'D LOSE.

All i meant was is that white people, especially Brits seem to be put on a stereotype pedestal.
Same as Straight Men and Atheists.

Look, if you're uncomfortable having such a controversial conversation then fair play but don't call me a fucking racist !

Just stop talking.

Thanks.

Mongs on here! Or can i not say that either?

Probably not.


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I buy bottled water, instead of fizzy shit.

Is that strange?

It's just friendly advice, you are making yourself look incredibly stupid, and about 14 years old (apologies to any 14 years old reading)

No they cant.

Working in HR, I can tell you you are talking a load of bullshit.

I knew when I responded to you that you wouldn't read it or understand it. I cannot see why any white straight man would claim to be oppressed, unless they were trying to justify racist, sexist and homophobic beliefs? There is, of course, another explanation.

I am oppressed.

Also folk like you no doubt put Asians/niggers/Muslims etc.. On a stereotype pedestal.

This thread was about the merits of bottled water until you decided to get involved.