Gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender. This is the coverall acronym used by councils etc, which I always thought sounded like a variation on BLT, maybe having a gherkin inserted too.

gherkin inserted too

is that the L element of the acronym?

All a load of poofs and confused poofs.

them Libyans have never been the same since Gadaffi was wiped out

So how do you pronounce it? Glubutt? Makes sense.

Walking through Boro on Saturday and this man says to me it's GLBT Pride day today. I said I like a bacon sandwich as much as anyone and I'll have brown sauce on mine.

Where you Ok with the change like??

There was a gay pride match on Sunday in Sunderland. What's it with the whistles,if I constantly blew a whistle i would get told off. But not one of the ten plods did. The whistles want shoving ur their arses

I didn't see you as a pride marcher Mr Dykey, did you have a big rainbow flag instead of a whistle?

I was thinking of becoming a puff once,but I was only half in earnest

I told someone to go and fuck himself a couple of months ago, but he never got round to it.