I had a great dream last night....

I dreamt I was stuck on tropical island with a group of survivors from a plane crash, but we weren't alone, we were attacked by a hostile group of islanders. Of course we were fighting back, while trying to explore the island. While exploring the island I found a disused vehicle and weapons plant, which had the facilities for us to design and build our own weapons and vehicles.

This is where it started getting weird.

My dream then cut what can only be described a cross between "Lost" and the 80's Childrens program "Stop The Pigeon" (with Dick Dastardly and Mutley) where I was inventing some of the most stupid flying machines imaginable and trying to fly them. At one point I'd developed a Helocopter called....(yes, you've guessed it) A Roflcopter, which was powered by....(yes, you've guessed it) laughter, I'd also developed an item to help us get around the island faster they were called.... lolerskates.

This dream was getting progressivley dafter when I think I woke myself up laughing .My dreams have became lifelike all this week,after i bought 12 muller rices on offer at morrisons.I eat one every night at 9,could this be the cause? [tripping on rice]

Anyone else have any weird dreams lately?

Yeah it most definitely could be, high protein foods before you go to bed, typically cheese, will give you daft dreams. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep on the windowsill. Your roflcopter does not exist.

a slab of cheddar and a pack of muller rice before bed from now on for me then. I LOVE weird sh-it.

I had a horrible dream last night....

Danny Wilson left Pools to manage N.Ireland and then most of the players went and IOR had no option but to sell the rest!!!!

And you know when you wake up sobbing....that was me last night!!!!

Honest....that was last nights dream!!!!

years ago after we had played Blackpool on a Friday night, I woke up in the morning sick as f-uck because I dreamt we lost the match 2-1. Then reality kicked in and once I had woken up properly I remembered we had won 1-0 (Saville pen).
Only Pools fans could have a dream about losing the match they had just won!!!!

I think the fact the Muller-rice was 'on offer' may go some way to explaining all this

The night we played Grimsby me and our lass had been out on the piss, and I didn't get to check the score before I passed out.

I crawled downstairs in the morning to check the result, saw it was 8-1, and went back to bed.

After an hour or so our lass woke up and asked what the result was. She insisted that I had dreamt the result as it was such a ridiculous scoreline. She convinced, me so I had to go and check again.

I dreamt that I was getting chased by a lion last night. Was very wierd indeed! The strange thing is that I've had it before!!

What....the Lion!?!?

Even Kevs never had a lion as far as I know.

the product will be known as a liger

do ligers drink lager?

I had a piglet once.

It squealed on me.......

Touting for customers again, Parmo?