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 Post subject: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:07 pm 
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Fancy that, nowt like a friendly 5 days before start of season. Not that I think we are panicking like.

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:36 am 
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horden wrote:
Fancy that, nowt like a friendly 5 days before start of season. Not that I think we are panicking like.



Yeah a 3-0 defeat to a Premiership team has set the alarm bells ringing like.

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:50 am 
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horden wrote:
Fancy that, nowt like a friendly 5 days before start of season. Not that I think we are panicking like.


How many of the first team (who will start on the Saturday) do you think will play?

I'd be willing put good money on the number will be between 0 and errrr 0.

(No cock sucking wagered though, that would be just fucking weird stpid )


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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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Horden your turning into a bit of a parody of yourself now, I can only assume your either taking the piss or playing up to the crowd.

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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Am sure we play Spenny every year and it's always the kids.

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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I've had a rethink if any of the same starters play at Spennymoor and Stevenage I'll give Horden a pokey bum wank if they don't Horden gives me one.


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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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I'll tea bag him if we lose

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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I know yr town is run by them and its supposed to be trendy at the moment to be one but what on earth is going on with you hairy arsed chimp chokers? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
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Like a fly to dogshit or a moth to a nightlight the lesser spotted Loid is attracted by the word 'Spennymoor'


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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:05 am 
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Talking about the loids......I know someone that was offered a non playing role at the club just 6 weeks ago. He went for a visit, and what he thought was an interview.

He turned the job down.

His words to me were:

"I have had loads of offers since I left my last job, and most at places you would think would be much smaller roles than at Darlo, but I was staggered at how cheap it all seemed and unprofessional. Just couldnt take the job, and cant see it lasting."

Make of that what you will.

Spennymoor are loaded in comparison.

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 Post subject: Re: Spennymoor added to friendly list
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:08 am 
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PJPoolie wrote:
Like a fly to dogshit or a moth to a nightlight the lesser spotted Loid is attracted by the word 'Spennymoor'


That's who they aspire to be these days.

How did it go again? 'I am laughing at your pain'... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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