We could do worse listen to him to talk sport yesterday desperate for a club and has a cracking attitude and sense of honour . Always done well against us old be the midfield experience we lack, said he was happy to play at any level even non league.

Hear hid name and earnshaws. Linked wit us ??

Can anyone translate?

Prutton desperate.

Earnshaw maybe.

Capisce?

you is went a bit ghetto at de end there, you feel me blood ?

I assume sense of honour is meant to be sense of humour?.......or is he a samurai warrior?

Yes my first ever I pad pot was a success- couldn't have sounded more like Ali G if I had tried,

Prutton regularly speaks to Max the gadgie off football AM when he is on, same across as a very likeable and genuine guy who doesn't take himself seriously and just wants a club- seen Prutton for various clubs and always seemed a decent player- the type of experienced midfielder we have not got-even though older a more mobile Walton type player but more attack minded.

Hope my command of English is better her-do you get me blood ??

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Sounds desperate for a club so hard to believe Cooper is still interested or he would be on trial here at the very least?

We should sign him just so he can model hats in the club shop. Nice photo and this caption:

David Prutton with a dut on.

Or sit with a nice little dog in his lap, caption David Prutton with a Mutt on.

Or sat stitching a fastening back to his anorak with the caption

David Prutton with a button.

And in the modelling of the new kit the criticism from the Bunker regardless of his shape: David Prutton has a gut on.

Doing a bit of charity work, posing as a chimney sweep: David Prutton gets his soot on.

How about in a brothel during a pre-season tour in Amsterdam - David Prutton gets a slut on.

Or sees Scott Flinders' lass. Prutton gets a hard-on

I've heard he's an aftershave model these days.


David prutton puts some brut on

Apparently he is going bald and often goes to a wig maker who helps him place it correctly.

David Prutton has his wig put on.

Well I've just heard he was named in the enquiry into Weapons of Mass Destruction.

David Prutton featured in Hutton.

David was interviewed by sky lying on a bed, a Japanese fouton.

Whilst eating his lunchtime soup he spooned something out of the bowl, a crouton.

You must be really awfully posh Mr Aptid, the way you pronounce Prutton.

No point to all this now, he's signed for Luton.

Ha! I imagined it was pronounced pruuuuuuuuuuuutton.

I would have liked him too

To those who didn't know I was continuing the rhyming nature of the thread. Prutton has not signed for Luton, just seen this on Facebook ffs!

Of course he hasn't signed for Luton, he's signed for Tooting.

theres me thinking the bunker was the source of any breaking story

my facebook thread removed, what a tit :D

Or having some scran with Mr Dibble.

Prutton with a glutton.

It was obviously a joke- no way would he sign for Luton when Sutton are keen:

http://www.pruttonsuttonduton.com

Chris Sutton and Alan Hutton also play at Sutton so it would be a wise move for David Prutton to get his dut on, get rid of that gut on and signed for Sutton