Very wrong but still very funny

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:34 pm

I've just got back from a stag do weekend which involved getting shitfaced on a canal boat round the midlands.

At one point we were sailing through a residential part of Coventry, past some smart flats backing onto the canal. On one balcony a young lad of about seven was stood waving at us, with an attractive woman in her mid thirties sitting next him.

We all waved back and shouted 'alright youngun' etc, when one of our number piped up with 'I like your mam!' Thankfully she didn't appear to be offended.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:09 pm

I was expecting something more wrong than that like!!!! confised

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:16 pm

I'm sure she appreciated it. Any woman loves a compliment. And anyway at least it wasn't a builders 'get yer tits out love.'

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I've just got back from a stag do weekend which involved getting shitfaced on a canal boat round the midlands.

At one point we were sailing through a residential part of Coventry, past some smart flats backing onto the canal. On one balcony a young lad of about seven was stood waving at us, with an attractive woman in her mid thirties sitting next him.

We all waved back and shouted 'alright youngun' etc, when one of our number piped up with 'I like your mam!' Thankfully she didn't appear to be offended.

obviously your mate is not from Hartlepool

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:42 pm

He is a Poolie as it happens. What do you think he should have said?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I guess you had to be there

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Soma · **Joined:** Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:29 pm **Posts:** 574

Fun fact of the day (probably not even true).

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell shit jokes about being on the moon, before then finishing with "Ah, guess you had to be there".

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

I guess you had to be there

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On reading the opening post I 100% expected you to reply with that 'cool story bro' picture.

I'm disappointed.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:50 pm

I think you did have to be there. I'll try harder next time.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I guess you had to be there

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On reading the opening post I 100% expected you to reply with that 'cool story bro' picture.

I'm disappointed.

Missed a trick there didn't i. I'm not on the ball today I'm hungover from a stag do also. Wasn't as funny as Notts stag mind.

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:07 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I've just got back from a stag do weekend which involved getting shitfaced on a canal boat round the midlands.

At one point we were sailing through a residential part of Coventry, past some smart flats backing onto the canal. On one balcony a young lad of about seven was stood waving at us, with an attractive woman in her mid thirties sitting next him.

We all waved back and shouted 'alright youngun' etc, when one of our number piped up with 'I like your mam!' Thankfully she didn't appear to be offended.

We need answers Mr PIN.
1) What floor was this balcony on?
2) What was this woman wearing?
3) Most importantly who's mam did your mate like? The young lads or the attractive woman's?

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

poolieinnottingham wrote:

He is a Poolie as it happens. What do you think he should have said?

i was expecting something a bit ruder..(is ruder a real word?)

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:26 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

He is a Poolie as it happens. What do you think he should have said?

-- "Have you got any Poolie in you, Mrs?"
-- "No" (pronounced "now")
-- "Do you want some?"

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:28 pm

demented twig wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

He is a Poolie as it happens. What do you think he should have said?

i was expecting something a bit ruder..(is ruder a real word?)

On a barge it's usually spelt "rudder".

Very wrong but still very funny

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