Who is a c***?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

I'll start with that slap headed little twat Dominic Littlewood and his smugness.
Throw in all 'reality tv stars' especially Katie 'Jordan' Price. "I'm going for a shit now, wheres camera two?"
For no reason whatsoever other than he grates on me; John Bishop.

all utter not nice people!

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:30 pm

Danny Mills

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Robson Green (captain)

Richard Madeley

Jeremy Kyle

Matthew Wright

Danny Mills (King of all)

Greg Dyke

dykey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:41 pm

Ross King

headlandkeith · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:17 am **Posts:** 165

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimag ... 044210.jpg

The two Biggest C**t's on the planet How the hell these two are running our town is beyond me!!

headlandkeith · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:17 am **Posts:** 165

Oh and Martin O neil aswell.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

People who invent rumours and insist they are true even when proven wrong...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Yubep wrote:

People who invent rumours and insist they are true even when proven wrong...

I heard that from the fat bloke down the pub.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

People who call others not nice people without actually knowing them.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

People who say "al-sithee" n think its dead funny.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

People who call others not nice people without actually knowing them.

I've heard of people who do that. They're all not nice people.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:44 pm

People who make hearts with their hands.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

People who call others not nice people without actually knowing them.

I've heard of people who do that. They're all not nice people.

I do it, and I am most definitely a 'lovely lovely person'.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:47 pm

Yubep wrote:

People who say "al-sithee" n think its dead funny.

t'internet

Or say "GAAARLIC BREAD?" Whenever anyone mentions garlic bread.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:47 pm

Sarah Millican.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:47 pm

Johnathan Pearce just for the way he pronounces the Arsenal player Santi Carzola.... Santi Carthoolaa ......

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

People who call others not nice people without actually knowing them.

I've heard of people who do that. They're all not nice people.

I do it, and I am most definitely a 'lovely lovely person'.

Agreed.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:49 pm

People who do impressions..... Shit like "Potato" and "Shhtingg" off celebrity juice... Complete wankers

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:50 pm

Commentators in general who give a generic european pronunciation to any players name regardless of where they come from Philipp Lahm being the most recent one.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:51 pm

yloop wrote:

Sarah Millican.

I met her the other week....she's gorgeous....and her toys are fucking massive!!!!

Edit....how the fuck did that come out as 'toys....seems quite apt though!!!!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I do it, and I am most definitely a 'lovely lovely person'.

Agreed also

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:52 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

yloop wrote:

Sarah Millican.

I met her the other week....she's gorgeous....and her toys are fucking massive!!!!

Are we meaning the same person here?

"OOH I'ma geordie woman, lets talk aboot pereeyads and merk the ardience feel arl uncomftabel"

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Lawrence Llewylen Bowen

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:57 pm

Black comedians who only do jokes about the fact they are black... Lenny Henry and Gina Yashere in particular

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:03 pm

yloop wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

yloop wrote:

Sarah Millican.

I met her the other week....she's gorgeous....and her toys are fucking massive!!!!

Are we meaning the same person here?

"OOH I'ma geordie woman, lets talk aboot pereeyads and merk the ardience feel arl uncomftabel"

Agreed. She is.

Also:
Jan Molby (comments made against pools while Kidderminster manager)
Dave Hodgson
The bloke out the cillit bang advert
People who hog middle lanes on motorways
People who block supermarket car park lanes because they are waiting for a space about a nanosecond outside the front door, even though there's plenty of space elsewhere.
Estate agents.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

You are 'lovely lovely person' for dissing Barry Scott.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Quantity surveyors.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Quantity surveyors.

They are also arseholes, wankers, jobsworths, tosspots, and very very gay.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Phil Crossley is the biggest 'lovely lovely person' on two legs FACT!

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:22 pm

Kevin Pietersen according to Andrew Strauss.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

offshorepoolie wrote:

Phil Crossley is the biggest 'lovely lovely person' on two legs FACT!

Anybody who disagrees with this is also a 'lovely lovely person'

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:36 pm

Jack Straw - vicious 'lovely lovely person'.

Tony Blair - lying 'lovely lovely person'.

John Prescott - fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Harriet Harman- dozy 'lovely lovely person'.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:15 pm

Hartlepool Mags.

FIN.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Quantity surveyors.

Can I ask why ?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Quantity surveyors.

Can I ask why ?

This has to be the most stupid question ever asked.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

So stupid you cant give an answer?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Ripper is a QS. does that explain it?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:55 pm

I just call 'em Cuntity Surveyors.

You'd have had to have dealt with some Mr Hamster. In a nutshell, they are all about stopping you getting paid.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:03 pm

Spender wrote:

Jack Straw - vicious 'lovely lovely person'.

Tony Blair - lying 'lovely lovely person'.

John Prescott - fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Harriet Harman- dozy 'lovely lovely person'.

...I'll raise you,

David Cameron - Deluded 'lovely lovely person'

George Osborne - Incompetent 'lovely lovely person'

Iain Duncan-Smith - Lying, vindictive 'lovely lovely person'

Jeremy Hunt - Rhymes with 'lovely lovely person'

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

alleztfc wrote:

Spender wrote:

Jack Straw - vicious 'lovely lovely person'.

Tony Blair - lying 'lovely lovely person'.

John Prescott - fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Harriet Harman- dozy 'lovely lovely person'.

...I'll raise you,

David Cameron - Deluded 'lovely lovely person'

George Osborne - Incompetent 'lovely lovely person'

Iain Duncan-Smith - Lying, vindictive 'lovely lovely person'

Jeremy Hunt - Rhymes with 'lovely lovely person'

You forgot one M. as said earlier I'd also like to nominate Michael Gove .. Deluded , Incompetent, Lying, Vindictive and above all else Stupid 'lovely lovely person'

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:28 pm

npower

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:28 pm

I think the question should have been 'who isn't a 'lovely lovely person'?' Would be a lot quicker to list.

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

"theyre all not nice people out there" according to derek and clive

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:34 pm

Everyone on the bunker

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:50 pm

Well van Gaal is definitely one, whinging like a pig about having to play the third place match. And for being the next Man Utd manager.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:58 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Well van Gaal is definitely one, whinging like a pig about having to play the third place match. And for being the next Man Utd manager.

...His face looks like it's been inflated with a footpump.
Also anyone who uses the term "selfie".

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:07 pm

Anyone on Facebuck.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:12 pm

Anyone who hasn't posted on this thread is a 'lovely lovely person'.

Wommers · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:17 pm

Some more:

Bankers
Politicians
Traffic wardens (especially in London, hiding around corners waiting for you to leave etc)
useless Councils/council workers
DVLA
Energy companies wallowing in profit
Andy Murray

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:18 pm

Compo wrote:

Everyone on the bunker

Even the little not nice people??

Who is a c***?

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