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 Post subject: Stag & monkey...
PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:20 pm 
was very busy on Friday tea time and I have to say, the food was like all the other microwave/mostly fried food venues, pleasant enough but small portions of chips, obviously to get you to order a humongous dessert :o .

Nice touch with kids tv built into the wall to keep the kids quiet and outside is clean and tidy.


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People wanking about a shitty pub doing microwaved food like its something new.

Quite bizarre.

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Been a fair few times and never had a bad meal. Each time the place was packed. Wouldnt call it a shitty pub like.


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Been a fair few times and never had a bad meal. Each time the place was packed. Wouldnt call it a shitty pub like.



He loves the attention, if every man woman and child went into the place and said it was fine, he'd say the opposite


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It was fairly dead last night which was unusual considering the England game was on. in fact they didn't even bother putting it on at first. Someone had to ask them to switch the TV on.


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what England had a game last night didn't even know they where playing

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Toilets were minging too.

They need a decent cleaner.


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New pub in just opening teething problems shocker...


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Are there any free houses in the town or are they all owned by pubcos?

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People wanking about a shitty pub doing microwaved food like its something new.

Quite bizarre.


Who is having a wank sctatchinghead

Public interest, have you tried anger management or maybe having a wank to reduce tension :hand:


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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
People wanking about a shitty pub doing microwaved food like its something new.

Quite bizarre.


Who is having a wank sctatchinghead

Public interest, have you tried anger management or maybe having a wank to reduce tension :hand:


Lots of people are on Facebook. We have had pub chains serving microwaved food for ages.

Give me a restaurant anyday

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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
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People wanking about a shitty pub doing microwaved food like its something new.

Quite bizarre.


Who is having a wank sctatchinghead

Public interest, have you tried anger management or maybe having a wank to reduce tension :hand:


Lots of people are on Facebook. We have had pub chains serving microwaved food for ages.

Give me a restaurant anyday



It would still be shite, or a 'lovely lovely person' or some such


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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Are there any free houses in the town or are they all owned by pubcos?

i dont think there are any freehouses in town apart from the mccorville at elwick but the stag is only there to flog as much crap food as possible and it will close as soon as the novelty wears off

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Like mister twisters, brewers fayre, king johns and lloyds? (to name 4 cheap n cheerful food outlets off the top of my head that haven't closed)

As long as people keep having kids n fancy a cheap n cheerful tea these places will do well, n why the hell not? It's employing about 40 people from the town so I don't see why anyone would have beef with it.




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Like mister twisters, brewers fayre, king johns and lloyds? (to name 4 cheap n cheerful food outlets off the top of my head that haven't closed)

As long as people keep having kids n fancy a cheap n cheerful tea these places will do well, n why the hell not? It's employing about 40 people from the town so I don't see why anyone would have beef with it.
ive got nowt against cheap and cheerful i just dont like chains of anything (coffee shops cafes etc)who only exist to take money out of communities



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For the price they charge its not bad. Been a few times & didn't have any complaints, as long as you bear in mind you get what you pay for.


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For the price they charge its not bad. Been a few times & didn't have any complaints, as long as you bear in mind you get what you pay for.

thats right dont expect quality.

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For the price they charge its not bad. Been a few times & didn't have any complaints, as long as you bear in mind you get what you pay for.

thats right dont expect quality.


For the price they charge I don't expect quality, but the meals I have had have always been cooked properly & were tasty & like Yubep says its a good place to take the kids for a cheap family meal out.


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poolie1966 wrote:
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For the price they charge its not bad. Been a few times & didn't have any complaints, as long as you bear in mind you get what you pay for.

thats right dont expect quality.


For the price they charge I don't expect quality, but the meals I have had have always been cooked properly & were tasty & like Yubep says its a good place to take the kids for a cheap family meal out.

it seems strange to me that while umpteen pubs have been closing in the town an outside company can come in and build a brand new one

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When I've got 4 kids after a few hours out the house n a bite to eat n a play where am I gunna take them there or the friggin iona social club?

Times change I'm afraid


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When I've got 4 kids after a few hours out the house n a bite to eat n a play where am I gunna take them there or the friggin iona social club?

Times change I'm afraid
good point that like...my 4 are all up now.i used to take mine to the raby arms and the greensides

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These are basically the devils pubs, but they have their place. The saying cheap and cheerful was invented for these type of places, but if you are strapped for cash they are a godsend. But they are devoid of any sort of character/substance and basically mirror the decline of the British working class over the last 50 years. Frozen food in sterile atmospheres with drink from the Man Utds of the brewing world. Shit experience IMO, but each to their own.

The times they are a changing.

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These are basically the devils pubs, but they have their place. The saying cheap and cheerful was invented for these type of places, but if you are strapped for cash they are a godsend. But they are devoid of any sort of character/substance and basically mirror the decline of the British working class over the last 50 years. Frozen food in sterile atmospheres with drink from the Man Utds of the brewing world. Shit experience IMO, but each to their own.

The times they are a changing.

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Have to laugh at the suggestion that people shouldn't use chains as they kill communities. Its not the 1950's, and people arent going to stop using Asda and Tesco and revert to going to corner shops and paying over the odds.

If pubs are shutting its largely because they can't attract business. Did the Wacky Warehouse kill of the Brus and the King Oswy ? Somehow I doubt it, wouldn't have thought their target audience was the same. As has been said a lot of the people going to the Wacky and similar sorts of establishments are going with their families for a cheap meal where they can take their kids. You couldn't exactly do that at the Brus now could you ?

Theres lot of things killing communities ( lack of decent jobs, drugs, cuts to services ) but I wouldnt say people going to The Stag with their family for a meal was near the top of that list.

aye youre right maybe i was being a bit OTT there

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Dont get me wrong, I understand the drift of what you are saying. I grew up in the Seventies in a village where almost all of the shops were owned by locals, and the pubs and clubs were packed to the rafters most nights.

The only " chain " to speak of was the Co-Op and even that was a mutual.

For better or for worse we cant go back to those days. Not many blokes these days would get away with going to the boozer every night and getting bladdered and leaving their wives at home with the kids, not least because these days most of the wives work an all. And I would neccessarily say thats a bad thing.

On the other hand back in the day if you wanted to communicate with your mates and find out what was going on the boozer was where you had to head. There was no internet or mobile phones or satelitte television, and I think thats a shame. People these days do what we are doing here, they discuss things and chat with their mates without ever leaving the comfort of their living rooms.

yeah some things have changed for better but some for worse.
didnt we used to be known as a nation of shopkeepers?
i feel nowadays we are a nation of consumers

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The reason pubs are closing is due to the greed of the pub companies FACT!


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NOWHERE NEAR AS BIG A FACTOR AS THE GREED OF THE PUB COMPANIES... REASONS CAN ABOUND APLENTY... BUT IF IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE THAT IS REASON NUMERO UNO

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sociopathic, psychopathic, bean counting, robotic, non human, compassionless, couldn't care less about 99.99% of the population fuck pigs

same as the road lobby not nice people who dismantled the rail network in the 60's to force North Sea oil onto every twat, and tax every fucker for moving about on the roads... and transferring repair costs for the infrastructure onto the tax payer, for the damage caused by road haulage...

and a thousand other instances of doing stuff for the 0.1% of super rich people.... they do this in so many walks of life but they can't be stopped

c**ts c**ts c**ts!!!

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In a few years time they'll be relaying all the rail track and taking the credit. :roll:
As for the Stag snd Ferret ( as the wife calls it)....if you like it, use it...if you don't ...don't.
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Slag and Junkie seems to be its common name.

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Slag and Junkie seems to be its common name.


Thats what the taxi driver told me the other day Tree..... You weren't that driver where you? :lol:


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Brittish Towns and Cities all merge into one these days, Weatherspoons over there, Pitcher and Piano, Slug and Lettuce, Yates's, all the same chain restaurants. Depressing, you could almost be anywhere on a day on the pop because they all look the same.

As for these microwave food pubs, inoffensive sometimes convenient and alright for letting the kids have a run about but as for raving about the food and going back again and again, not for me. Give me a proper pub food or an actual restaurant any day of the week.


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Slag and Junkie seems to be its common name.


Thats what the taxi driver told me the other day Tree..... You weren't that driver where you? :lol:


Afraid not!

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Brittish Towns and Cities all merge into one these days, Weatherspoons over there, Pitcher and Piano, Slug and Lettuce, Yates's, all the same chain restaurants. Depressing, you could almost be anywhere on a day on the pop because they all look the same.

As for these microwave food pubs, inoffensive sometimes convenient and alright for letting the kids have a run about but as for raving about the food and going back again and again, not for me. Give me a proper pub food or an actual restaurant any day of the week.


Spot on.

Someone on my Facebook classed the slag and junkie as a restaurant the other day :laugh:

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Me and the bairn are gonna try it the back end of the week!!!! :cool:


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some on here come across like right wannabee snobby not nice people.

If some like it and call the food bit a restaurant so fucking what?

And if their kids enjoy it, and call it a restaurant then thats fine for most normal folk.

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I wouldn't call not being a fan of these dull as dishwater all the same microwave zap food pubs snobby. As I said they are inoffensive enough and I'm sure I'll going to use the Stag & Monkey as the kids play area looks canny but if I didn't have the little one I wouldn't use the place out of choice that type of place depresses me a bit every time I see a new one getting knocked up.

I'd rather eat something fresh and cooked on site than something that's been shipped in frozen then zapped to within an inch of it's life while loads of kids run a mock in a sterile atmosphere free environment.

Places don't have to be pretentious to serve good home cooked food as I'm sure Monkeybutt will shortly tell us in a predictable reply :laugh:


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Give me a proper pub food or an actual restaurant any day of the week.


Thing is though PJ, there isnt any quality restaurants in Hartlepool. If I had to name some of the best meals I have ever had, none of them would be in Hartlepool.


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There are similar places to the stag and monkey in Hull. As PJ said, if I didn't have kids I wouldn't be spending my money there because while I'd love to let my 2 year old daughter run around a decent boozer under the feet of gadgies swilling ale I'm sure they wouldn't :-D

The Greenies is exactly the same, although they are least try and have a cordoned off section where the people who don't want to be around kids can hide.


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I wouldn't call not being a fan of these dull as dishwater all the same microwave zap food pubs snobby. As I said they are inoffensive enough and I'm sure I'll going to use the Stag & Monkey as the kids play area looks canny but if I didn't have the little one I wouldn't use the place out of choice that type of place depresses me a bit every time I see a new one getting knocked up.

I'd rather eat something fresh and cooked on site than something that's been shipped in frozen then zapped to within an inch of it's life while loads of kids run a mock in a sterile atmosphere free environment.

Places don't have to be pretentious to serve good home cooked food as I'm sure Monkeybutt will shortly tell us in a predictable reply :laugh:


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The reason chains give as to why meals are prepared this way is that when you visit a sizzler/hungry nag venue, wherever it may be, the meal will be consistent in size, taste and price.

In an independent food outlet, taste will differ dependant on who makes it, at Stages quality food emporium for instance, when I used to make the food, it was always seasoned highly on the pepper front, because I like pepper, whereas Angela didn`t as much, see how it works here?

Most catering companies also use the first option for continuity of taste, jar sauces etc.


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I've got a map of all the country pubs what do home made scran in the Yorkshire Dales, now I need one for the NY Moors, one for the Lakes , one for the Peak District for starters so my roaming circumference on a Sunday is adequately covered and guaranteed to get some tasty, proper scran

It costs more but it's well worth finding these places. Once you've been in a few, you simply can't go back to these Stag and Monkey/ Sizzling steak gaffes - it's nothing like the same, if you're out and about may as well eat the really really good stuff!!

Straight from the local barn yard, through the local contraption for turning pigs and cows into bite size portions, then onto the plate via the bloke in the kitchen doing whatever he/she needs to do

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I just think the prices in these places are huge for what you get, can get 3 courses for £13 in a proper restaurant at tea time. Why would I pay the same to eat food that arrived in plastic packets?

I remember asking for a medium steak in the Merry Go Round once and them telling me they had none left, I thought they meant steaks but the person behind the counter meant they had no medium ones. Never again will I eat in a chain pub.


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there are literally dozens and dozens of decent places, all you have to do when you have your day out is plan which one you will visit and phone them up and book

You will be a tenner to fifteen quid down on the chain pubs, but is it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely

what else were you gonna do with that tenner anyway?

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towns are full of the crap ones as you said, and if you don't have the means to get out into the country then you will be missing out

It's actually the bit I missed out in my earlier post.... the facility to wind your way out to a country outpost by rail disappeared about 50 years ago because of the corporate bastards...... now you need a car, or access to one

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I've got a map of all the country pubs what do home made scran in the Yorkshire Dales, now I need one for the NY Moors, one for the Lakes , one for the Peak District for starters so my roaming circumference on a Sunday is adequately covered and guaranteed to get some tasty, proper scran

It costs more but it's well worth finding these places. Once you've been in a few, you simply can't go back to these Stag and Monkey/ Sizzling steak gaffes - it's nothing like the same, if you're out and about may as well eat the really really good stuff!!

Straight from the local barn yard, through the local contraption for turning pigs and cows into bite size portions, then onto the plate via the bloke in the kitchen doing whatever he/she needs to do


Most of the villages on the rail route to Whitby have pubs that do nice scran, especially The Board Inn at Leaholm.

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Was in Liverpool last week, best selection of proper pubs I have ever seen, a lot selling decent/good value food, no need to go to chain pubs or overpriced trendy bars. Hartlepool's problem is that it doesn't have any proper pubs that sell decent food, in fact there are not many proper pubs.

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