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white hart lane • competitive salary + unlimited gilets About Spurs…

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, established in 1882, wishes to find a manager who has the uncanny capability to give you hope. Then take it away last minute – usually to a local rival. We’re looking for the next contractor. Are you the one to take the club's international team to the dizzy heights of Premier and Champions League and, win the FA cup? You aren’t? Excellent - this could be the poisoned chalice for you.

About the Role…
•Team manager of 11 reports (those who will listen to you of course);
•You’d need to speak a minimum of 6 languages;
•Have an 'arsenal' of quips ready for use when the French man and the ‘special one’ lampoon your performance;
•You’ll also need to be an excellent wingman, should the occasion arise.
About You…
•This role would suit someone from retail who is happy to work Saturdays. And Sundays for the 'other' European Cup and Thursday Evenings too; A football fan is preferred, any team in London will do;
•You need to be resilient, as more Spurs managers have been sacked than goals scored by Bale;
•You’ll need to be in with football pundits, for advice on how to avoid embarrassing TV situations;
•Understand that you should not use any social channel for having a go at your players, fans or public. However, it is perfectly acceptable and even encouraged for everyone to publicly denegrate you. Especially Sandro.
Beautiful Benefits...
•You get to work with legends like Chadli;
•Adulation of your team and fans;
•Occasional trips to Europe with absolutely no pressure to do well in the ‘other’ European Cup;
•Jobseekers allowance;
•Unlimited gilets;
•You’ll be released in time for you to enjoy your preferred team’s Cup Day Final.
Apply now – don’t Levy it too late!!

*Those already been sacked by Levy, know better than to reapply.

For those of you who take life too seriously, and never panic when hearing police sirens - this is a bit of fun. As recruiters, we know only too well that our candidates would not get past their probation period, based on past recruits at THFC.
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