Hijackers Thread and Sedgefield Races

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:40 am

This is the thread you've all been waiting for...where people can go off-topic at any time, on any subject, without fear of being modded or accused of being an anti-social element.

But, first, I might be going to Sedgefield races this afty. Has anyone any good tips?

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Given my earlier post, I should point out that afternoons are best for a nap, not for the races. Sleeping in the day is really underrated.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:47 am

4;20 Edmund
4:50 Grey Life

Outsider 2:50 Amir Pasha currently 9/1 with paddy power

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:51 am

The Fat Man wrote:

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Sleeping in the day is really underrated.

But not for jockeys. You would almost certainly fall off the horse if you were asleep.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:53 am

Compo wrote:

4;20 Edmund
4:50 Grey Life

Outsider 2:50 Amir Pasha currently 9/1 with paddy power

Oooh. Thank you, compo.

But..... I don't know how to put this...are you quite sure? I can't afford to lose any money.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:58 am

Rochdale.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

How anyone can get excited over an oasis re-union I don't know, they are shite!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 11:31 am

Fantastic news Keith. I really can't wait to see Micky Rae back up front at the Vic on Saturday clappp

Compo · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 11:31 am

grabec wrote:

Compo wrote:

4;20 Edmund
4:50 Grey Life

Outsider 2:50 Amir Pasha currently 9/1 with paddy power

Oooh. Thank you, compo.

But..... I don't know how to put this...are you quite sure? I can't afford to lose any money.

Top two should win really and only good for a double.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

The only decent song they did was "Now I'm Here". Stuff like Bohemian Rhapsody was shite!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

why would anyone hijack a thread that asks for it?

Whats the fun in that?

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 11:35 am

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

why would anyone hijack a thread that asks for it?

Whats the fun in that?

You are a large man.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

The new sanitised bunker?

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 11:39 am

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

why would anyone hijack a thread that asks for it?

It's satire, babe, I'm just not very good at it yet.

*puts on dark glasses and false beard*

Now take me to Cuba.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

grabec wrote:

Now take me to Cuba.

I trust that is not a euphemism.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 12:11 pm

Euphemism?? EUPHEMISM??You haven't been reading a book on the sly, have you?

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 12:12 pm

grabec wrote:

Euphemism?? EUPHEMISM??You haven't been reading a book on the sly, have you?

He thinks it's what you get when you eat too many kebabs.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Loid!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

yloop wrote:

grabec wrote:

Euphemism?? EUPHEMISM??You haven't been reading a book on the sly, have you?

He thinks it's what you get when you eat too many kebabs.

That just shows how gay you are.

A bloke cannot ever eat too many kebabs.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

grabec wrote:

This is the thread you've all been waiting for...where people can go off-topic at any time, on any subject, without fear of being modded or accused of being an anti-social element.

But, first, I might be going to Sedgefield races this afty. Has anyone any good tips?

Back lees anthem ew 3.00 Beverley. This should pay for your day

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 1:23 pm

My dog eats Seaweed!!!!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 1:58 pm

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

grabec wrote:

This is the thread you've all been waiting for...where people can go off-topic at any time, on any subject, without fear of being modded or accused of being an anti-social element.

But, first, I might be going to Sedgefield races this afty. Has anyone any good tips?

Back lees anthem ew 3.00 Beverley. This should pay for your day

Didn't realise that was even still racing.. Used to always back that, I'll have a few quid on that at 14/1

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Anyone been watching the IPL this year?

Compo · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 2:21 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

grabec wrote:

This is the thread you've all been waiting for...where people can go off-topic at any time, on any subject, without fear of being modded or accused of being an anti-social element.

But, first, I might be going to Sedgefield races this afty. Has anyone any good tips?

Back lees anthem ew 3.00 Beverley. This should pay for your day

Didn't realise that was even still racing.. Used to always back that, I'll have a few quid on that at 14/1

Just stuck £10 e/w on it

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 3:06 pm

2nd will do

Compo · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 3:07 pm

Yep thanks for that

alybaba · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 3:08 pm

Well i did fancy Amenable

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37518

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

grabec wrote:

Now take me to Cuba.

I trust that is not a euphemism.

Cuba....... any 'c' word in front of .........' under bedsheet again!'

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 5:52 pm

Well I've just had some craic with Orient fans in the Wetherspoons in Victoria station, and I really hope they win the play-offs.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 6:03 pm

Did they like Leon Mcsweeney?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 6:29 pm

Surprisingly his name didn't come up now I think about it. He's one of those Pools players who has gone from my memory.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 7:22 pm

Did you know that the name of the herb Tarragon has nothing at all to do with the city of Tarragona.
Well, apart from being practically the same word that is.
I blame it all on the banks, the sly, money siphoning barstewards.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue May 13, 2014 10:31 pm

I blame it on Enoch Powell's cock. Similar to a chorizo but surfing in on a river of blood. Nasty.

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2014 9:47 am

Well that was fun. I lost all my bets and didn't see Mr Birthmark's tip until too late. Never speak to me of Frank the Slink. He slunk to the back and then appeared to go backwards.

Also a few jockeys fell off their horses in the first race. I think they must have been taking Mr Fatman's advice about afternoon naps

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

grabec wrote:

Frank the Slink. He slunk to the back and then appeared to go backwards.

Also a few jockeys fell off

More euphemisms? bbolt

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2014 9:50 am

Stop it. You'll be getting me a bad name:)

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

All the woes of the world can be laid at the door one group of errrm "people"........................... referees.

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2014 10:06 am

Speaking of tapas restaurants, El Coto on Hallgarth (Durham) is a lovely little place with good food.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

MadJohn wrote:

I must admit that the Bathgate Terrace road sign on Elwick Road is starting to get on me chebs. What sort of ponce needs two addresses.

Are they are a Welsh family?

The road signs in Wales have always massively pissed me off, what a waste of money. Has anyone ever looked at one and thought 'I wonder what this Wrexham place is like I wonder if it's anything like Wrescam the place where I'm heading'

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Try living in Chez Nous Avenue!!!!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

What about those that live up Throston, but call it Pretentious valley, or whatever.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2014 10:41 am

ElvisC wrote:

Try living in Chez Nous Avenue!!!!

I did but the price was out of my range so I went to Haswell instead.

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