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 Post subject: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:51 am 
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Still going mad on Twitter :laugh:
He's even got Jeff Stelling involved clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:54 pm 
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Summary please for those who don't twit.

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:59 pm 
Fantastic response to this nonsense from Sam. :grin: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:00 pm 
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He's certainly been very vocal and long may it continue.

Great too see, he's the type of person the FA should be listening too.

Whilst Humphreys stays under cover....

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:37 pm 
Yubep wrote:
He's certainly been very vocal and long may it continue.

Great too see, he's the type of person the FA should be listening too.

Whilst Humphreys stays under cover....


He's camouflaged behind a bottle of ribena...


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 1:41 pm 
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He's hiding out at the Richie Humphreys testimonial tiddylwinks day.

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:03 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:03 pm 
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yloop wrote:
Yubep wrote:
He's certainly been very vocal and long may it continue.

Great too see, he's the type of person the FA should be listening too.

Whilst Humphreys stays under cover....


He's camouflaged behind a bottle of ribena...


Bit harsh taking the piss out of a medical condition he can do nothing about like....


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:04 pm 
chris_t wrote:
yloop wrote:
Yubep wrote:
He's certainly been very vocal and long may it continue.

Great too see, he's the type of person the FA should be listening too.

Whilst Humphreys stays under cover....


He's camouflaged behind a bottle of ribena...


Bit harsh taking the piss out of a medical condition he can do nothing about like....


I simply don't care what you think. Thanks for the input though.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 2:57 pm 
chris_t wrote:
yloop wrote:
Yubep wrote:
He's certainly been very vocal and long may it continue.

Great too see, he's the type of person the FA should be listening too.

Whilst Humphreys stays under cover....


He's camouflaged behind a bottle of ribena...


Bit harsh taking the piss out of a medical condition he can do nothing about like....


I simply don't care what you think. Thanks for the input though.[/quote]


That's the trouble with this message board. Any opinions other than a small minority who seem to have nothing better to do than post insults and abuse, are not tolerated.

Why has a topic entitled "Sam Collins" been turned into yet another rant about Humphreys?


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:01 pm 
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Don't you know the bloody rules Geoff?

Rule 1. every thread gets turned into a Humphreys thread.

Rule 2. every thread gets turned into a steve howard thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:03 pm 
Should know them by now I suppose!!!! :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
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We need a rule three....... :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:12 pm 
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GeoffN wrote:


Why has a topic entitled "Sam Collins" been turned into yet another rant about Humphreys?



Because he is a back stabbing, shit penalty taking, awful guitarist and cries like a girl?

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:21 pm 
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
GeoffN wrote:


Why has a topic entitled "Sam Collins" been turned into yet another rant about Humphreys?



Because he is a back stabbing, shit penalty taking, awful guitarist and cries like a girl?


parmo likes this :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:22 pm 
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just to be clear - I'm with Mr I on this.. Humphreys was, and still is, an over rated footballer... and we are well rid of him at long, long last

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:27 pm 
Snowy wrote:
We need a rule three....... :laugh:



Yes, a Rule 3 is a very good idea. Rule 3 should manifest itself as a secretly- operated, virtual ejector seat for posts that fall below a certain limit. Leniency will be shown to posters simply having a bad day but, on the whole, any post displaying sub-standard craic, or which hints that the writer thinks s/he is funny or interesting when they are neither, then pfffttt, off they go. No second chances or appeals.

Now, does anyone want anything at the shop?


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:31 pm 
GeoffN wrote:

That's the trouble with this message board. Any opinions other than a small minority who seem to have nothing better to do than post insults and abuse, are not tolerated.



I said I simply didn't care, are you telling me what I should or should not care about?

If you are I'll say this:

I simply don't care what you think. Thanks for the input though.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:48 pm 
You're welcome.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:54 pm 
We've got a rule three.

It states 'any mention of IOR/KH/RG must invoke immediate howls of derision.'


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 3:55 pm 
Spender wrote:
We've got a rule three.

It states 'any mention of IOR/KH/RG must invoke immediate howls of derision.'



BOOOOOOO-erns.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:00 pm 
Spender wrote:
We've got a rule three.

It states 'any mention of IOR/KH/RG must invoke immediate howls of derision.'


I was first. Yours can be rule 4 if you like.

Now, does rule 4 encompass all comments you don't like about IOR/KH/RG or do they have to be genuine howls of derision?


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:10 pm 
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Rules are for snakes and ladders, football has laws. We need laws. Not Brian Laws though, that would be terrible.

If we get some laws then we can have outlaws and that will add extra fun.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:15 pm 
The Bunker manages to have outlaws without bothering to have laws at all :)

Still, yes, toulouse, start up a new thread inviting suggestions for bunker laws. Everyone is getting mean and bored today.


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:20 pm 
Okey smokey, rule four it is. :wink:

It's largely owt that they say or do.

Can I have rule five as well?? :-D


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
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I've heard of Starship 21ZNA9....... but this IORKHRG.... is a new one on me. C'mon Kev , tell us the film or give us a clue at least.

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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 5:04 pm 
Think Poolie Pinnochio. They never tell the truth.

Apparently. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:47 pm 
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
GeoffN wrote:


Why has a topic entitled "Sam Collins" been turned into yet another rant about Humphreys?



Because he is a back stabbing, shit penalty taking, awful guitarist and cries like a girl?

The penalty he took at Tranmere to send us to Cardiff wasn't half bad and I remember quite a few Poolies were very pleased with him at the time. He showed a lot of bottle after his miss at Cheltenham


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 Post subject: Re: Sam Collins
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:51 pm 
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