A summer of chaos is threatening the Bunker's existence. The combined disruption caused by UKIP, bad cricket, a shite World Cup for England and a new contract for Tony Sweeney could make last summer's Ritchie riots look like a storm in a Bovril cup. Add in the soon-to-come Monkey Business special that unmasks Mr I as Jeremy Clarkson's scriptwriter and gimp and you've got a recipe for disaster.

Only clear laws can save us. Ten sounds about right so get suggesting. I'll go first-

Drama queeny threats to never go to Pools/football ever again should be compulsory on any transfer, contract, IOR, season ticket or Greg Dyke related thread. Failure to throw the expected hissy fit should lead to an immediate ban.

We haven't had a hissy fit resignation from the Bunker from a while, maybe they should be compulsory every couple of years? Maybe in alphabetical order?

Me and Yubep will hold the fort.

Alphabetical order eh? ...

...unless we can change Sussex's name to Aaron the Aardvark?

I'm not standing for this alphabet bollocks you can all fuck off.

Rules is rules.

Never liked it here anyway its all gone a bit happy clappy and gay since Drummond stopped being H'Angus.

Does Mr alienlifes outburst count as a hissy fit or just a strop.....? We need guidelines.

Who is going to measure the level of chew? What about chew prevention?

We need answers.

The resignation only has to be for a 24 hour period though, keeping in line with most of the real resignations.

And while we're talking about Sussex, we need a commandment - 'Thou shalt ignore Sussex' ie never EVER quote him or reply to anything he posts. He will go away then.

That long.....

I'm afraid more accuracy needed, toulouse. What's the difference between a threat and a drama queeny threat?

I think it's going to turn out that we'll need hearings and juries and things.

Do I need to create a new username to rejoin?

So...you're admitting it was a hissy fit then?

That was easy. We don't need to get a case together.

I'm just trying to be a good board moderator and set a strong example of how the procedure should be followed in future so I think clarity on usernames is needed before I decide if it was a flounce, hissy fit or full blown paddy.

About time like!

He clearly didn't know where s came in the alphabet

Hissy fits.......... over to you former happy clappyists. You lads are the experts.

Finally!

Such a nark


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No I f**king won't!!

good news

Bring on 2015....I don't mind him....it's the idiots on here who bite on every post he posts who should be banned!!!!

My opinion....like!!!!

Agreeing 100% with Mutters, i thought he was / is quite witty, he took a lot of shit and handled it very well i thought.
Oh and with regards to Hissy fits, i took one once and begged the mods to cancel my account !!.....................they didnt, Thankyou

Speaking as an idiot I have never found him offensive or taken him at all seriously the vast majority of my replies to him are intended to be humorous but I'm staggered by people like Mr Parry using the word 'witty' His sole intention is to wind people up, this is proven by his continued attempts to flog a dead horse and bull up Darlington helping ugly people have sex since 1869 . After about ten minutes it just becomes annoying, like a Wasp that you can't can't catch. Nothing witty, original or funny contributing zero to the forum which will be better without it.

Well done moderators

Love it !! he clearly gets to you !
Free the Darlo 1.

This is about as popular as the 'Free Max Clifford' campaign.

Sussex was banned for taking threads off topic, I know that's the way of the bunker but can we at least go for Howard, Humphries, ticket prices, FFP or made up rumours instead of banging on and on.

I'm beginning to feel guilty now. Do you mean hi-jacking is bad?

When I do it, it's just because everything sort of reminds me of something else.....not an attempt to de-rail

I can forgive anything from Sussex except his breaking law number ... errrr ... 6?

6. Bunker members shall not have embarrassing tastes in music.

I dare you, no, I double dare you, do it, please

We just wanted to keep in touch with Poolpower as you wrongly banned him (as you admitted a year later) for summat and nowt.

Ian's a diamond and bleeds blue and white.

Your board, your decision, your prerogative. We didn't agree.

Hmm...

I remember reading that board when a third party sent me login details. There was a fucking shit load more than that said. It was around the time of the Billingham town incident and I was one of a few voices who vehemently disagreed with the approach of IOR. That was the main reason not the incident with PP.

Incidentally, I apologised long before the happy clappy board was set up.

It wasn't and you didn't. There was two 'happy clappy' boards, one following the other.