And in other news...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2014 4:03 pm

...I will not be going for a haircut. I may however buy some freezer bags.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27309106

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37382

I can't see anything fundamentally wrong with your decision...but have you bought a spare belt for the hoover....?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

pretentious fuckers. Dressing a bastad hoover up in a belt.

Jesus fucking christ.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37382

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

pretentious fuckers. Dressing a bastad hoover up in a belt.

Jesus fucking christ.

Pretentious is when you buy a thong for the hoover and buff up its attachments.