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Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

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Appeal to Trace Peter Owens, Hartlepool

Police are appealing to trace 44 year old Hartlepool man Peter Owens.

Although he was last spoken to at only 4.20pm today, Tuesday 6th May, concern is growing as he requires urgent medication and police are worried for his welfare.

Mr Owens is described as white, 5’8” tall, of larger build and he has short dark brown and greying hair. He has a grey beard and a tattoo of a lizard on his left cheek. Mr Owens is possibly wearing a grey t-shirt and long shorts.

Mr Owens was last seen in Hartlepool town centre today and police would like anyone who knows of his whereabouts to contact officers on the 101 number.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 8:29 pm

Can't they just lock the kunt up for 3 years for wasting Police time????

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 8:33 pm

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of larger build

why not just say he is a fat koont

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 8:44 pm

He's gone missing barely 4 hours and the police are involved.

Police would like to know of his whereabouts. Check the nearest pub where he's pissing his incapacity benefit up the wall.

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 8:47 pm

Normal people who aren't fat wastes of Oxygen go missing for on average 8-12 hours per day most days.

It's what those not living 100% on handouts like to call going go work.

Fat 'lovely lovely person'.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Won't take them long to find the fat fuck.

Blue Lagoon evens
B&Q wasteland 2-1
Chinkies on Jutland Rd 3-1
Mouthing off in Dole Office 3-1
Springs 1000-1

ltr · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am **Posts:** 818

Is that 5 foot 8 in height or width?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:11 pm

ffs the bloke needs medication,get the fook out there looking for him ..are there any caring people on here..

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:14 pm

alienlife wrote:

Normal people who aren't fat wastes of Oxygen go missing for on average 8-12 hours per day most days.

It's what those not living 100% on handouts like to call going go work.

Fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Class post clappp

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

ffs the bloke needs medication,get the fook out there looking for him ..are there any caring people on here..

Can't you join the Oxygen thief?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:19 pm

He hasn't really got a lizard tattooed on his face has he?..

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:21 pm

Him and his feral family must cost this country a fortune.

Maybe he's driving up & down the beach threatening to kill himself again, utter moron.

parmo · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:28 pm

when he finally does croak it, I think loads of folks in the town will visit his carcass in the funeral home..... just to make sure he really is in there!!

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 9:30 pm

The DSS will be expected to pay. Bet he has a horse drawn carriage thing too

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

...and an obituary in the Mail with shite like "Simply The Best".....

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 10:09 pm

ElvisC wrote:

...and an obituary in the Mail with shite like "Simply The Best".....

And the obligatory "shine on you crazy diamond" etc.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 10:18 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:

alienlife wrote:

Normal people who aren't fat wastes of Oxygen go missing for on average 8-12 hours per day most days.

It's what those not living 100% on handouts like to call going go work.

Fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Class post clappp

100% in agreement!!!! clappp

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2014 10:28 pm

ElvisC wrote:

...and an obituary in the Mail with shite like "Simply The Best".....

It would end up using the words "popular" or "character" without question.

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Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

parmo wrote:

when he finally does croak it, I think loads of folks in the town will visit his carcass in the funeral home..... just to make sure he really is in there!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

It's all just circumstantial at present but rumour has it he was 'swimming' off the headland at the same time as the Norwegian whaling fleet was passing.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

I've heard The Rainbow Warrior has been mobilised.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

offshorepoolie wrote:

I've heard The Rainbow Warrior has been mobilised.

If you harpooned Mobybility Dick you'd flood the world blubber market ....

parmo · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2014 7:01 am

I'm not saying I need to lose weight myself, but if he swam alongside me I might get mistaken for being his calf

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2014 7:17 am

Snowy wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

I've heard The Rainbow Warrior has been mobilised.

If you harpooned Mobybility Dick you'd flood the world blubber market ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

parmo wrote:

I'm not saying I need to lose weight myself, but if he swam alongside me I might get mistaken for being his calf

If you swam alongside him he'd class you as a snack.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

ElvisC wrote:

Won't take them long to find the fat fuck.

Springs 1000-1

I have to dispute this statistic........if we're talking about the gym where his favourite machine has to be the vending machine then the odds must be......1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000+infinity to 1
However, bed springs are more likely.

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